Friday, September 16, 2011
JOKE: Gone Fishing
Fred, Bill and Ed were fishing when Fred stood up to get a beer, lost his balance, and fell out of the boat. Ed said, "What'll we do?"
Bill said, "Jump in after him. Fred can't swim!" Ed jumped in and, after what seemed like an eternity, finally surfaced.
"Bill! Help me get him in the boat." Struggling, they finally wrestled Fred back into the boat. Ed said, "Now what? I don't think he's breathing."
Bill said, "Give him mouth-to-mouth." As Ed did, he recoiled.
"Damn. I don't remember Fred having such bad breath."
Bill said, "Yeah, and I don't remember Fred wearing a snowmobile suit, either!"
VIDEO: Awesome Sailing Maneuver
David Parrott, the captain of Alden 58 Aratinga sailing boat puts 80 foot of mast under a bridge on the Intracoastal Waterway. Quite an accomplishment, given that the fixed bridge heights on the ICW are all around 65 feet.
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