It was the day for the college philosophy class final, which consisted of a single line: "Is this a question? Discuss." Within seconds, the first student submitted his paper: "If that's a question, then this is an answer." He got an A!
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Little Johnny came running into the house, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! I just screwed Mary Jane!" His mother was mortified. "Bobby, that's not nice. Now here's a cookie. Go outside and play." Fifteen minutes later, the same thing happened. Again, his mother ordered Little Johnny not to talk like that, but gave him a cookie and sent him back outside. A half hour passed. "Mommy! I just screwed Mary Jane and Sally!"
His father went to the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan. The horrified mother yelled, "Bob! Don't hit him. He's just a child!"
Dad replied, "Hit him? I'm going to make him bacon and eggs. You can't screw all day on nothing but cookies!
