Tuesday, June 28, 2011

JOKE: CURIOUS BLONDE

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked: "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

BLONDE

GOT CAPTION? 6/29 v.2.0

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GOT CAPTION? 6/29

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VIDEO: magician Dynamo goes for a walk on the Thames River

sound track is a bit much..you might want to turn your volume down

VIDEO: Wild, Wild Police Chase

VIDEO: World's Best Car? Ruf RT 12

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this is probably the only part of a Ruf RT 12
you'll ever see and then only if you have good eyes that can see far into the distance

0-125 mph in 9.5 seconds

3.8-liter twin turbo 730 hp 693 lb-ft of torque

oh by the way, 300 kmph=186 mph lol

price: about $400,000

VIDEO: Unrepentant Female Ripped Off 9 Year Old Selling Girl Scout Cookies

Teacher Charged in Breast Milk Assault

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Deputies with the Delaware County sheriff's office arrived at a banquet hall early Saturday morning expecting to break up a domestic dispute. Instead, they were met by breast milk.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, Ohio was arrested about 1 a.m. Saturday after deputies responded to a domestic violence call at Bridgewater Banquet Facility on Sawmill Parkway in Delaware County, according to a sheriff's office news release.

Witnesses and Robinette's husband told deputies that he and his wife were having an argument and that she struck him multiple times and then locked herself in the car. He also told them that his wife was intoxicated following a wedding they attended and started the dispute, the sheriff's office said in the news release.

The deputies said Mrs. Robinette began yelling profanities when they approached the vehicle and refused to get out. She then informed them she was a breast-feeding mother, removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk, Sheriff Walter L. Davis, III said in the news release.

Deputies removed Robinette from the vehicle and arrested her. She was taken to Delaware County jail.

She faces charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Domestic violence and assault are both first-degree misdemeanors. Obstructing official business and resisting arrest are second-degree misdemeanors and disorderly conduct is a fourth-degree misdemeanor.

First-degree misdemeanors carry a maximum sentence of 180 days in jail and a maximum fine of $1,000.

Robinette pleaded not guilty to all five charges during her arraignment at Delaware County Municipal Court today.

She was released from the jail on her own recognizance under the conditions that she have no contact with her husband and that she report to the probation department for a mental-health assessment, according to a court official.

During her court appearance, Mrs. Robinette said she is a teacher, WBNS-TV (Channel 10) reported. State records show she teaches at Summit Academy on Columbus' East Side. The school's website says Mrs. Robinette, who has a master's degree, taught second and third grades at the school in the 2010-11 school year. The school specializes in helping children with autism, ADHD and other disorders.

Teachers who are found guilty of certain offenses could face losing their teaching licenses.

No one answered the phone at the Robinettes' home.

Further investigation into the case could lead to additional charges, including harassment with a bodily substance, Davis said in the release.

"Many factors go into this, including whether deputies were actually hit with the breast milk," Davis said.

State law prohibits the intent to harass, annoy, threaten or alarm a law enforcement officer with blood, semen, urine, feces or another bodily substance.

The fifth-degree felony carries a maximum sentence of 12 months in jail and a fine of up to $2,500.

VIDEO: World Toe Wrestling Champion Defeets All Comers

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Hundreds of competitors took their warring digits to the 35th annual Toe Wrestling Championship at the Bentley Brook Inn, near Ashbourne, Derbyshire. Based on the better-known sport of arm wrestling, toe wrestling sees competitors use their feet and toes to overpower their opponent.

The sport was invented in 1976 when regulars at the pub set about searching for a game that the British could win. A decision was made to invent a new one. Locals in Wetton - where the game was born - have been dominating the sport ever since.

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This year an epic battle between arch rivals 'Predatoe' and 'Nasty Nash' dominated proceedings. Paul 'Predatoe' Beech beat current world champion Alan Nash in the semi final, leaving him with a clear route to victory.

"I knew I'd win and I'll win next year, whoever comes. Nasty Nash next year, I'm breaking his ankle," he said after his win. People travelled from as far afield as London to try and claim the male and female champion titles.

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