JOKE: THE PURINA DIET

I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On a whim, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line, was by now, enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I was in the hospital because I had been poisoned by the Purina?

I told her "No, I'd been sitting in the street licking my genitals and a car ran over me."

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VIDEO: Dog missing for six months found 1,300 miles from home

A dog missing since November is back home with his owners after turning up 1,300 miles away. Buster Brown, a labrador mix, disappeared in November 2010 from his family's front yard in Denver, Colorado.

About six months later, on May 20, he turned up in Salinas, California, and was taken to a local animal shelter. Salinas Animal Services found a microchip implanted under Buster's coat designed to alert his owners if he became lost.

But there was a snag: the phone numbers associated with the microchip didn't work. On May 31, just one day before Buster was scheduled to be handed over to the state of California, his owner, Samantha Squires, received a letter in the mail saying Buster had been found.

"It's like your child coming home," Ms Squires said. "You think they're gone, but they're not." Buster Brown flew home on Frontier Airlines, which donated the cost of the flight, and was reunited with his family. "I don't know what his life has been for the past seven months," Ms Squires said. "He looks quite a bit older and quite a bit fatter."

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VIDEO: Watch a record setting Chevrolet Camaro slide sideways at 240 MPH / 390 KPH

Late Model Racecraft's 1808 horsepower race car is proof that while it is possible to go 244 MPH in a Camaro, it sure isn't easy. This impressive F-Body had a high speed blowout at the Texas Mile in March before running 239 MPH on 20 Inch tires. At last weekend's Texas Mile event driver Josh Ledford managed to run 244 MPH making this Camaro the fastest car at the mile.

Racing the fastest standing mile Camaro in the world doesn't happen without a few setbacks. The team thought they had seen the worst of it when the car caught fire on an 243 MPH run earlier in the weekend, but they were wrong. As LMR's Camaro crossed the finish line the car went sideways giving a new and terrifying meaning to the term high speed drift.

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