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Thursday, October 14, 2010
JOKE: the Bodybuilder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!"
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the Apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, "I didn't want to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was"
Babysitter drops baby at police department after mother refused to come pick up her child after several weeks.
There was plenty of drama surrounding a 9-month-old baby girl who was dropped off Wednesday night at the Washington Park Police Department.
To begin with, the child was dropped off by a woman who was wanted by police. The woman was identified as Pepper M. Arnold, of East St. Louis.
"She turned the child over to the police, telling us that the mother refused to come and get her child," said Washington Park Police Chief Dave Clark. "She said she was leaving the baby with us."
Clark said Arnold told police she had the child for a couple of weeks.
When Arnold gave police her identity, they determined she had a federal warrant out for her arrest for fraud charges. She was arrested, and federal agents picked her up Thursday.
The child's mother was determined to be Roshanda Stewart, of the 4700 block of North Park Drive. Police located her Wednesday night and were able to convince her to pick up the child.
By the time she arrived, social workers from the state Department of Children and Family Services were also at the station, Clark said.
Call logs made by police officials show a call was placed to DCFS at 7:30 p.m., and no one from the agency showed up until 1:30 a.m., Clark confirmed.
Calls were made Thursday to DCFS seeking comment on why it took so long, but no one was reached.
Clark said he's disturbed by the length of time it took for DCFS officials to show up because the situation tied up a police officer who was needed on the street.
"It was seven hours that the officer was stuck inside of the station tending to the child. We have a shortage of manpower, and every officer is needed," Clark said.
At one point, the child's grandmother, JoAnna Rivers, who lives in St. Louis, came to the police station after she was told the baby couldn't be brought to Missouri. Once there, police ran a computer check to make sure the child was not being released to a sex offender.
"We found she had two warrants out for her arrest,"Clark said.
The warrants were from St.Clair County for failure to appear in court. Rivers was arrested.
When DCFS workers came and talked to the mother and grandmother, it was determined that the child should be taken from the family and placed into protective custody, Clark said.
Man Takes Driver's Test then Creates New Drive-in Entrance at DMV
Moments after he completed his driver's test on Wednesday afternoon, a man crashed his car into the glass doors of the license exam center in Collier, his startled instructor still in the passenger seat.
The car skidded clear into the building, where about 10 customers were seated in a waiting area.
Police said the man, 34-year-old Robert Keller, had pulled into a parking space outside the Drivers License Center about 3:45 p.m. after doing well on the road test behind the sprawling Chartiers Valley Shopping Center.
"He thought he had it in park but he didn't," Collier police Sgt. Brian Halbleib said, and the car jumped the curb when he took his foot off the brake. "He panicked and hit the accelerator, and went through the front."
Stunned customers screamed and called 911, witnesses said, bits of broken glass on the floor and in their shoes. Long skid marks were still visible Wednesday night, as clean-up crews assembled new glass windows and doors behind a ribbon of yellow caution tape. The center was closed today.
"It was pretty crazy," said 18-year-old Tyler Cherilla, of Imperial, who was among those waiting to get his license. "I turned around and it had just plowed right into the front. I was just scared for the people who were next to the door."
Four people suffered only minor injuries, and two were taken to hospitals for evaluation. Neither the driver nor his instructor, who works for PennDOT and administered the test, was hurt, said Sgt. Halbleib.
Both men were "shaken up quite a bit," he said. As for the driver, the sergeant added, "He just kept apologizing. He didn't mean to do it. Right now, we're ruling it an accident."
Mr. Keller did not pass the test.
Supersize toddler 'a danger' to playmates
A desperate mother is begging doctors to help shrink her supersize toddler - who is already tipping the scales at a massive 10 stone (60kg). Three-year-old Xiao Hao already dwarfs his petite mum Xiao Lin and has been banned by several local nurseries in Guangzhou, southern China, as a health hazard to other youngsters.
"He means no harm he is just big and likes to play. I take him swimming for exercise but it is hard finding trunks to fit him and even the rubber rings are too small," sighed his mother.
Some medics believe he may have a growth hormone disorder while others say he is a victim of China's 'Little Emperor' syndrome where the families are allowed only one child - who is then spoiled rotten by doting relatives.
"He is not just overweight but very tall as well so we may be able to treat him if it really is hormonal," said Dr Lu Hong from the Guangdong childen's hospital. "But he cannot remain like this or his heart will never stand the strain."
see previous blog here: http://zxcvbnt.multiply.com/journal/item/3318/NOW_THIS_IS_A_BIG_BABY
Serbian boy woke up speaking perfect English
Schoolboy Dimitrije Mitrovic baffled his family and teachers in Serbia when he woke up speaking only English - despite never being taught a word of the language. Mum Dragana says her son simply got out of bed one morning at the family home in Nis and began talking to her in perfect English.
Dimitrij - now 11 - is so word perfect that his family, friends and even his teachers can no longer understand him. "One day when he was only three years old, he just got out of bed and started to talk to me in English. I know some English so I could understand a bit but he was soon so good I had to get a translator to speak to him for me," explained his mum.
By the time he was five, Dimitrije was reciting entire Harry Potter novels to his pals in English and now he rarely speaks his mother tongue unless he has to. "I dream in English, speak it, and if stub my toe I'll curse in English too," he said.
Baffled medics believe Dimitrije may have acquired some sort of autistic talent for the language. "He is absolutely normal in every other way and a very nice young boy. He just seems to think he's English," said mum Dragana. English language expert Professor Tatjana Paunovic from Nis University explained: "It is fascinating. We have talked to him for an hour in English and he speaks the language better than we do, like he was born speaking it."
Man survives mile-and-a-half-long trip through sewage system
Daniel Collins was evacuated by medical helicopter
RAYMORE, MO - Firefighters who rescued a contract worker from a Raymore sewage drain say he's lucky to even be talking. Thirty-year-old Daniel Collins spent two hours in raw sewage after a harness he was wearing fell apart. He was then swept away by a torrent of raw sewage down a narrow pipe.
That pipe was just 27 inches wide. That's two feet, three inches. As for what's in the pipe, a Raymore engineer described it as whatever you brush or flush.
"It was really nasty," said Antonio Smith, the firefighter who rescued Collins. "Once you pop the cover, the methane gas just comes up to you, kind of stings you a little bit."
Raymore's Director of Public Works said Collins fell in the manhole at 615 Foxwood Drive. The sewage, running three thousand gallons a minute, forced Collins, a man weighing 130 pounds, through the narrow pipe and took him past 27 manhole covers. Firefighters found Collins a mile and a half away next to Creekmore Lake.
Firefighters described his body as banged up, battered and bruised.
"We asked him if he could get up, and he kind of stumbled to the ladder," Smith said. "By then his knees were buckling, so we knew he was kind of weak."
Collins was shivering and suffering from hypothermia. Firefighters worked to get his soiled, wet clothes off while they waited for the air ambulance.
Raymore's Director of Public Works said the crew, out of Springfield, was finishing up about a month-long project of relining 4,000 feet of sewer. There were expected to finish this week.
OSHA is investigating the accident. Collins is being treated for hypothermia and is being given antibiotics to ward off any bacteria he may have picked up.
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