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FYI: A Man Ate an Entire Airplane in Two Years

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Between 1978 and 1980, performer Michel Lotito gradually consumed an entire Cessna 150 airplane. Lotito's stomach lining is twice as thick as a normal human's, which allows him to break down and eat all manner of strange objects ranging from television sets to bicycles.

Termites fight with farts!

Some termites have discovered a way to weaponize flatulence. When confronted by an attacker, the termites pass gas so violently that their abdomens explode, spewing feces and noxious chemicals at the enemy.

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Unexploded Bomb Used As School Bell

Anti mine campaigners in Uganda have told of their shock to find an unexploded bomb was being used as a school bell.

Workers with the Anti-Mine Network Rwenzori found teachers at a primary school in Kasese district using the mine as a bell.

They were banging it with a rock to call the 700 children at the school to classes or assembly, reports the Daily Monitor.

Wilson Bwambale, co-ordinator of the Anti-Mine Network Rwenzori, said teachers used the bomb in his presence to call students to order.

"It was a shock to us to find out that what the school was using as a bell was a bomb," he said.

"Its head was still active, which means that if it is hit by a stronger force, it would explode instantly and cause untold destruction in the area.

"But we withdrew it to a cordoned place, where it will soon be exploded."

It was the second bomb found in a Ugandan school within six months. Teachers at a different school found students using an unexploded bomb as a toy earlier this year.

Uganda was ravaged by a massive civil war 20 years ago, with fighting between 1996 and 2002. Numerous bombs are believed to still be strewn throughout the region.

JOKE: SENIOR MOLESTER

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from St. Johns, MI to Branson,MO. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!"

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too.

The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.

"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to grab it, it runs away!"

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