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JOKE: Old Aunt Emma

A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma.

For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding.

Finally the old girl passed away.

On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife, "Darling, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I would have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years."

His wife looked at him aghast. "My Aunt Emma!" she cried. "I thought she was your Aunt Emma!"

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Cops Hope to Ketchup to Condiments Thieves

Thieves in Austria have stolen 21 tons of ketchup and mustard.

The incident was reported to police on Monday when a truck driver, who was supposed to be delivering the cargo, found that his trailer full of the condiments had gone missing.

The trailer was in a parking lot over the weekend in Vienna, Austria.

Police investigating the crime are currently assuming that the thieves relish a trailer worth $21,000 rather than the ketchup and mustard inside.

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VIDEO: California man gets stuck head-first in storm drain

A 21-year-old man ended up stuck, head-first in a storm drain. The man, reportedly drunk, had wedged himself in an 18-inch storm drain along Hale Aloha Way in Ceres. Neighbors reported a man yelling for help, kicking his legs in the air.

The man, identified by police as Jared Medeiros, was only visible from the knees down. He was conscious when emergency crews arrived, but was having trouble breathing. Police were not able to get him loose and called firefighters, who were able to get Medeiros free.

He spent about 40 minutes stuck in the storm drain. He told officers he was trying to retrieve some personal items that had fallen into the drain. After pulling Medeiros out, officers found his keys, cell phone and cash in the drain.

Medeiros only had minor injuries. Officers say while he was visibly intoxicated, he was not drunk enough to be considered drunk in public, so he was not arrested. Later, Medeiros said he wasn't drunk and it wasn't an accident, he had been brutally attacked and robbed by gang members.