JOKE: A guy walks into a bar down in Tennessee

A guy walks into a bar down in Tennessee and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
Bartender says, "You ain't from round here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Ohio."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Ohio?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist. "
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in
tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay, boys.
He's one of us."

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Plattsburg, MO -- A dog rescue was caught on video thanks to a tiny camera in an officer's hand held radio, but this is no ordinary rescue with no ordinary ending.

Plattsburg Police posted video on their Facebook page.
Officer Nick Shepherd responded to a call of a dog tangled in a fence. After some work he was able to cut the wire fence to free the dog.

Unsure of whether the dog was injured, the officer then tried to capture it, but he lost sight of the dog.

What happened next was unbelievable. He finally finds the dog in the driver's seat of his police cruiser. The dog must have been so grateful it wanted to stay with the officer.

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