JOKE: SEX FROGS

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'

Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to Pete the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As Pete packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions! '

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottomof the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions .. please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. Pete says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, Pete is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

Pete . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

'LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE MORE TIME...

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Saudi Woman Beats Up Religious Cop

It was a scene Saudi women's rights activists have dreamt of for years.
When a Saudi religious policeman sauntered about an amusement park in the eastern Saudi Arabian city of Al-Mubarraz looking for unmarried couples illegally socializing, he probably wasn't expecting much opposition.

But when he approached a young, 20-something couple meandering through the park together, he received an unprecedented whooping.

A member of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, the Saudi religious police known locally as the Hai'a, asked the couple to confirm their identities and relationship to one another, as it is a crime in Saudi Arabia for unmarried men and women to mix.

For unknown reasons, the young man collapsed upon being questioned by the cop.

According to the Saudi daily Okaz, the woman then allegedly laid into the religious policeman, punching him repeatedly, and leaving him to be taken to the hospital with bruises across his body and face.

"To see resistance from a woman means a lot," Wajiha Al-Huwaidar, a Saudi women's rights activist, told The Media Line news agency. "People are fed up with these religious police, and now they have to pay the price for the humiliation they put people through for years and years. This is just the beginning and there will be more resistance."...

COFFEE THAT'S DELICIOUS DOWN TO THE VERY LAST DROPPING

It is one of the world's most expensive kinds of coffee.
Coveted around the world, to coffee connoisseurs it is the ultimate brew - right to the very last drop.
It's even been given the royal seal of approval - with comedian Stephen Fry giving some to Prince Charles as a wedding gift.
It is of course Civet or Kopi Luwak coffee.
Not for the squeamish, the delicious coffee has its origins from a highly unusual source - the droppings of a nocturnal, cat-like animal called the palm civet.
Civets can be found foraging and living in the mountains and forests of countries such as the Philippines and Thailand.
The popularity of the coffee is helps produce has also seen civet farms set up, where the creatures roam over an enclosed area just like free-range chickens.
Civets, which are related to the mongoose, are actually regarded as pests in the Philippines, but their droppings are worth their weight in black gold.
For the animals have a particular fondness for sweet, red coffee cherries, which they eat for their fleshy pulp.
Once ingested, the flesh is digested while the beans at the heart of these coffee cherries ferment inside the civet's stomach.
After spending around day and a half in the civet's digestive tract the still intact beans are excreted.
It is the enzymes in the civets' digestive system that help break down the bitterness in the beans and releases their hidden chocolate flavors.
Each day it is the job of local hunters to scour the forests and local areas in order to collect clumps of civet droppings.
These are then, thankfully, thoroughly washed before being dried in the sun. The final process sees the beans receive a light roasting and brewing.
The end product then sell for between $120 and $600 USD per pound, or around $50 for a single cup.

A bicycle built to party

Ryan Lloyd and Derek Collins are betting that exercising - or at least a little bit of it - and partying go hand in hand.

The two young entrepreneurs, longtime friends going back to their high-school days at Wauwatosa East, are partners in a 16-person bicycle-powered party on wheels.

Called Milwaukee Pedal Tavern, the vehicle has been spotted around town for pub crawls, graduation parties and bachelor or bachelorette parties.

The vehicle can hold up to 16 people, and 10 of the seats are pedal-powered. One person can sit in the middle of the vehicle and help serve beverages and food to fellow partygoers.

The charge is about $160 an hour.

During one recent outing, Milwaukee Pedal Tavern brought a group from the bars along W. Blue Mound Road to Miller Park for a Milwaukee Brewers game.

Lloyd said the pedal tavern idea surfaced in Europe and has proved popular in Germany and the Netherlands.

Lloyd spotted it in Minneapolis, where more than 17,000 people have climbed aboard. Lloyd, convinced the idea would be a success in Milwaukee, obtained the distribution rights for Milwaukee, bought one vehicle and has plans to buy another.

"We've already had people rent it out for pub crawls, and we're booking for graduation parties at the end of the month," Lloyd said. "We're outpacing where we thought we would be."

Lloyd, 27, graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire with a finance degree and still lives in the Twin Cities. Collins, 28, got a marketing degree from UW-Milwaukee and lives here.

The two businessmen have a sense of humor about their first business venture as well. On their Web site, the two say the Pedal Tavern "goes faster than (former Milwaukee Brewers catcher) Jason Kendall but not as fast as Rickie Weeks, it goes about 5 miles an hour."

While the two are happy with the buzz they've created so far, there is one missing ingredient in their business plan: beer and alcohol aren't allowed yet.

It is a Pedal Tavern after all. The two have appeared before a Common Council committee. Ultimately, their goal is to secure a limousine license and have their customers bring their own beer or alcohol to consume on the vehicle.

"We really don't want the hassle of selling the beer," Lloyd said.

Ald. Bob Donovan, chairman of the Public Safety Committee, said he was supportive of Pedal Tavern and backed their request for a pedicab license so they could start the business. The question of getting a limousine license won't be considered for several months until the city gets a chance to see how the business works out.

"I give these guys credit," Donovan said. "Putting this in the Third Ward is a good idea. We just want to see what kind of track record they have."

Milwaukee Pedal Tavern can be found on the Web at www.pedaltavern.com.

Coffin Wood Fired Pizzas..Yumm

Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up in the local cemetery, Italian daily Il Giornale reported on Monday.

"Pizza, one of the few symbols of Naples that endures... is hit by the concrete suspicion that it could be baked with wood from coffins," Il Giornale said.

Investigators in Naples are setting their sights on the thousands of small, lower-end pizza shops and bakeries that dot the city on suspicion that the owners may "use wood from caskets to keep ovens burning."

Naples' graveyard has long been hunting ground for thieves: last year, 5,000 flower pots were stolen from the cemetery.

"A gang might have set up a market for coffins sold to hard-hearted owners of bakeries and pizzerias looking to save money on wood," Il Giornale said.

According to tradition, Neapolitan pizza should be cooked in a stone oven with an oak-wood fire.

Neapolitan pizza was invented between 1715 and 1725, with the world-famous Margherita variant first cooked up in 1889.

Tradition has it that queen Margherita of Savoy asked one of Naples' famed pizzaioli to come up with a dish for the people.

The result, which provides the basis for most pizzas enjoyed around the world, represented the colours of recently unified Italy: green basil, white mozzarella and red tomatoes.

Italy's estimated 25,000 pizzerias employ around 150,000 people and account for a turnover of 5.3 billion euros (6.5 billion dollars).