No More Pizza Deliveries for Naked Guy Who Supplied His Own Sausage and Meatballs

A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants.

Portsmouth New Hampshire Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man's actions after it took place four different times.

"She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants," McQuate said.

The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down.

McQuate said the pizza delivery woman called police in an effort to let them know what was going on, but didn't wish to press charges.

He said an officer was sent out to speak to the man and let him know how "inappropriate" his behavior was.

"We went and talked to the guy and they aren't getting any more pizza delivered there," McQuate said.

the Word for Wednesday

EURDITE
adjective; characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly
synonym; educated, knowledgeable; wise, sapient.

the Joke for Wednesday

Bob's new job required a physical with the company doctor. All his tests turned out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor mentioned that Bob had the smallest penis he'd ever seen.
"Tell me: do you ever have any difficulties with it being so small?"
"No," said Bob, "I've got a wonderful wife, three great kids, and a normal sex life. The only problem is finding it when I have to urinate."
"And you do have a normal sex life? How?"
"It's no problem because then there's two of us looking for it!"

the Video for Tuesday

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the Joke for Tuesday

A young newlywed couple had been married barely a month, when the man began to have problems making love. He and his bride tried all sorts of toys, and lotions, but to no avail. Finally the man decided to go see his Dr. to find out what's wrong.
When the Dr. completes his examination, he tells the young man, that he has an extremely rare condition. Unfortunately, there is very little hope of him ever having an erection again. The man is just distraught. He pleads to the Dr.
"Surely there must be something you can do Doc. I just can't bear the thought of never making love to my beautiful bride again." The Dr. replies
"Well, there is one procedure, but I must caution you, it's still very experimental, but so far, the results have been pretty positive." The young man is relieved at the possibility of hope and says "What does it involve...I'll try anything!" The doctor replies, "Well, what we do is graft muscles from an elephant trunk to your penis." The man decides to go through
with it.
After the surgery, he takes his bride out for drinks and a romantic dinner. While they're sitting at the table, the man is starting to get aroused, when all of the sudden, his penis unzips his pants, grabs a cocktail peanut from the bowl on the table and goes back into the pants, and zips them back up. The man is just sitting there stunned, with tears in his eyes.This happens over and over again. The wife exclaims "Honey, that was amazing...can you do it again?" To which the husband replies "I can try, but I doubt I can fit another peanut up my butt!"