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money bag dropped by armored car sparks cash grab

Police in Ohio say tens of thousands of dollars are missing a day after a bag of cash fell from an armoured car, sparking a money grab.

A mad rush to pick up $20 bills broke out after the bag fell from the car in Columbus and split open.

It is unclear how much cash was in the bag, but media say it was at least $100,000.

Officers are reviewing mobile phone and surveillance videos to identify who has the missing cash.

"It's not free money," said a police sergeant. If people were found with the missing cash they would be charged, Sgt Dan Kelso said.

Car Destroying Dog Released on Good Behavior

On March 14, Winston left four cars - two of them Chattanooga police patrol vehicles - with flat tires and at least one missing bumper because of his aggression.

Mr. Emerling and his mother, Nancy Emerling, said they planned to take Winston home after a court hearing and felt lucky that he'd have a chance to go through court-ordered obedience training.

Chattanooga City Judge Sherry Paty said she will drop the citation for Winston being a "potentially dangerous dog" after six months if training is successful and no other problems occur.

Winston has been a "model prisoner" their lawyer said. "Actually, he'd been a model pet up until that Sunday," Mr. Emerling noted, still baffled by Winston's actions.

WOW: Doctors baffled by man with enormous breasts

Chinese doctors claim to have discovered the biggest case of man boobs in the world after a 53-year-old dairy farmer turned up at a specialist chest clinic in Beijing. Doctor Zhang Lilan at the Jinan Chest Hospital said: "The man is in every way male except for his enormous breasts. He is a farmer and says they are extremely uncomfortable as he has to do a lot of manual work and they get in the way of everything.

"He said it has also attracted a lot of attention in the village where he comes from with people turning up to point and laugh at him, so much so that he now has to wear a heavy coat to cover up his figure even in the hottest weather."

The man, 53-year-old Guo Feng, said: "About 10 years ago my chest started to get larger but I didn't think much of it as I was putting on weight all over - but in the last few years it's become unbearable and I have been from one hospital to the other with nobody able to help me.

"I have spent all my money on examinations and tests and am still no nearer a solution - in fact my breasts are now bigger than ever. I sometimes think the doctors don't want to help me with this because they find me a medical curiosity."

He says if no one can help him he will cut them off himself and has appealed for doctors to do something before that. But the doctors say they do not want to act until they have identified what the problem is.

Doctor Zhang Lilan added: "In 30 years of working as specialist here at the chest clinic I have never seen anything like it." Clinic boss Gaoyong Hong added: "We wondered if he had eaten any poisons or contaminants but have found nothing after testing his blood. His genetic material is also normal. We did an Xray. It is not a cancer. It seems to be fatty tissue - at the most the best we can suggest is that it is the biggest case of man boobs ever."

JOKE: cannibal island

Three guys were ship wrecked on an island a Frenchman, a Japanese, and a New-Yorker. They found themselves surrounded by large group of cannibals. The chief of the cannibals told them that he had good news and bad news. The bad news was that they were going to kill them and eat them and use their skin to cover their canoes so they float well. The good news was that he would let them chose how they were going to die.

He looks at the Frenchman and says how do you want to die, the Frenchman says dueling pistols so they give him a pistol he puts it to his head and says "viva le france" and pulls the trigger, they skin him ,eat him and use his skin to cover their canoe.

Then they ask Japanese guy the same question, he says Samurai sword, he puts the sword to his chest and says "sianara" and plunges the sword through his heart, the natives skin him eat him and use his skin to cover their canoe.

Then they ask the New Yorker how he wants to die. He says give me a fork, the cannibals watch amazed as the New Yorker proceeds to stab himself with the fork all over his entire body . The chief looks at him and says you could have chosen any way to die why did you use a fork? The New yorker responds in that way all proud cocky New Yorkers always do 'Screw your lousy canoes'