JOKE: A Priest and a Nun are Golfing

A priest and a nun are golfing. The priest is up. He swings and misses and says "Oh my god I missed!"

The nun gave him a dirty look and the priest swung again. He missed and said again, "Oh my god I missed!"

The nun then says, "If you say that one more time, God will open up the heavens and strike you with a lightning bolt!"

The priest swings and misses and says, "oh my god I.........missed! Then a lightning bolt comes out of the sky and hits the nun and a booming voice is heard coming from the sky , "Oh my god I missed".

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#### ASSICONS ####

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where
:) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass