My wife and I were quietly enjoying our morning coffee when I announced, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff."
"What? Why?"
"Because a woman as fine as you is bound to remarry and I don't want some a$$hole using my stuff."
She didn't even look up from her paper as she said, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$hole?"
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GETTING TO KNOW THE BOSS
"Would you like to hear my sexual philosophy," the boss asked the new coder?
"Why yes sir, I think that would be interesting," she responded.
"It's really quite simple," he said. "Get it Up, Get in In, Get it Off, and Get it Home."
"Hmmmmmmm," she mused. "Sounds like the Four-Get-It system to me!"
