VIDEO: The Return of the Incredible Marble Man..Don't Miss This Guy!!

Man Spends 62 Years Building Fleet Out of Matchsticks

Philip Warren spent the past 62 years faithfully recreating an armada of 432 Royal Navy warships out of matchsticks and wooden matchboxes -- fast becoming known as the matchstick armada. Over the last six decades, he has painstakingly crafted every naval warship afloat, in service or to have come in since the second World War.

79-year-old Philip, a retired company director from Blandford, Dorset, England, began creating his first ship in 1948 when he was just 17. He uses a razor blade, tweezers and sandpaper to carve the matches and boxes before piecing them together using PVA and balsa wood glue. In total he has utilized more than 650,000 to create his incredibly detailed 1:300 scale matchstick armada.

Very impressive, sir. If it weren't for professional sports and video games, we'd probably be in a basement gluing stuff together, too. Keep reading for a closer peek at some of Philip's work.

VIDEO: WLTD Puggy Drinks..WLTD=World's Longest Tongue Dog

Bearded Lady Reunites With Long-Lost Son

Every adopted child wonders who his biological mother is. Movie star? Rock star? Maybe a big-shot CEO? For Richard Lorenc, she turned out to be the last thing he ever imagined: a sideshow bearded lady.

The 33-year-old Kansas man had always been curious about his birth parents, but with a wife and two young daughters, he was busy making a life of his own. After a recent back injury led to multiple medical exams and many questions about his family medical history, he decided it was time to start digging.

His search began this past spring, when he filed a request with the Kansas Department of Social and Rehabilitation Services to find his biological parents.

Six weeks later he received a letter from the department saying it had the identity of his mother: Vivian Wheeler, now 62.

It also informed him that both his mother and his maternal grandmother had hypertrichosis, known as werewolf syndrome. Each had facial hair, even as children. The letter further stated that his mother was born a hermaphrodite, with both male and female reproductive organs.

Wheeler's facial fuzz had appeared at birth with an inch and a half of light hair covering her cheeks and chin. She says her mother wanted a daughter, and doctors were instructed to remove the male parts.

Wheeler claimed her father was humiliated by his bearded little girl, but it didn't prevent him from capitalizing on her condition. She began working in sideshows at an early age, earning money to send home to her family.

Between tours, she would return home and reach for a razor.

"My dad said to shave because people wouldn't understand why I had facial hair, saying, 'This is what you'll have to do to fit into society,'" Wheeler told AOL News.

As she grew older, she would shave sometimes to placate the men she dated, "because of their low self-esteem. It didn't bother me."

Wheeler stopped shaving her beard entirely in 1990 shortly after the death of her mother.

"I let it grow back to be myself," she said. "Without my beard, I'm not me. I'm pretending to be someone I'm not."

Since then, her beard has grown to 11 inches in length, leading to appearances in Ripley's Believe It or Not! and in the Guinness World Records book.

Courtesy of Biff Yeager

Vivian Wheeler keeps her beard trimmed at 11 inches, though it has been longer in the past.

According to Wheeler, doctors examining her for Guinness said she has a male bone structure, with half her hormones being male. Doctors thought it would be impossible for her to give birth, but she became pregnant, and baby Richard was delivered by cesarean section in 1977.

For Wheeler, a Seventh-Day Adventist, it was a miracle. But she says the father, a carnival ride operator she had met in Nebraska, took the baby away from her soon after the birth.

Lorenc didn't learn all this until later. After learning his birth mother's name, he set out to find her. He started by looking her up on the Internet.

"I knew it was her as soon as I saw the picture online," he said. "We have a resemblance."

He still didn't have an address for her, but his online search revealed his mother had a sideshow background. Lorenc then turned to me and some other members of the sideshow community for help in tracking her down. I featured Wheeler in my book "American Sideshow," and I've been in touch with her on and off for the past seven years.

I gave Lorenc the phone numbers I had for her, including one for a friend of hers where I often reached her in the past, but none of the numbers was still in use. I even contacted others who had worked with Wheeler, but they had lost touch with her.

Fortunately, Lorenc had luck on his side.

He had also reached out to George "The Giant" McArthur, who at 7 feet 3 inches is the world's tallest sword swallower. McArthur lives in Bakersfield, Calif., where as far as I knew Wheeler also resided.

Several weeks after we began the search, Wheeler just happened to turn up at the same local park where McArthur was performing fire manipulation for a music video shoot.

For Wheeler, it was a spiritual moment.

"The Holy Spirit told me to go. He told me George had something to tell me that was very important," she explained. "I hollered at him from behind, and he turned around and told me my son was looking for me."

With Wheeler located and contact information in hand, it was time for Lorenc to introduce himself. Of course, after 33 years, that's no easy task. So he enlisted the help of his wife, Jessica, who made the first call and put Wheeler on a speakerphone.

Courtesy of Richard Lorenc

Vivian Wheeler has exhibited her beard in sideshows for most of her life. Her income supported her family -- even paying for her mother's bypass heart surgery. Photo circa 1992.

"She said she might be married to my son, Richard William Chambers Jr. -- that was the name on his birth certificate," Wheeler said. "He wanted to find out if I was his mother. I told her I had a son named Richard William Chambers Jr."

She considered the chance meeting with McArthur and the sudden connection with her son another miracle.

"I told God I wanted to know if I had grandchildren and if my son was alive. Then, like snapping your fingers, his wife called me," Wheeler said.

Encouraged, Lorenc called her himself the next day. Each wanted to verify the relationship. "Once that connection was made, we had a good idea we were in fact mother and son," he said. "There are still tests that people want to do, like a DNA test and such, which I'm fine with."

A DNA test would prove that Lorenc is in fact the Richard William Chambers Jr. born in Nebraska in 1977 -- the same Richard William Chambers Jr. who was taken away by Richard Sr. shortly after Wheeler gave birth.

"We got into an argument, like people do, and he took my son and vanished with him," Wheeler said.

Wheeler says she spent years searching for her son but never contacted the authorities about the disappearance. "I wanted to believe he was with his father," she said.

Yet she desperately wanted her son back. The mental toll it took on her caused her to collapse onstage during one of her sideshow performances. After the nervous breakdown, she says doctors recommended she stop thinking about her son or "I'd lose my mind completely."

But Wheeler's hope that her son was living happily with his father was far from the case.

"I was found in a motel in Atlanta, that's all I knew of my life," Lorenc said. "I think I was maybe 3."

He moved into an orphanage before his father regained custody of him and headed to Kansas. Teachers noticed abuse marks on his body, and young Richard was placed in foster care. At 7, he was adopted and became Richard Kevin Ryan. When he married, he took his wife's surname, Lorenc.

At the end of June, Lorenc flew out alone to Bakersfield for two days to finally meet his mother.

He found her living in the industrial part of town at an old motel converted into Section 8 housing for people drawing Social Security or Supplemental Security Income. Wheeler meets with counselors, takes classes at the complex and stays active in the community with her church.

Rather than have their long-awaited reunion in her small room, they met on the other side of town at the apartment of one of Wheeler's friends. There, they began the long process of becoming acquainted and discussing the past.

"A lot of my questions were answered," Lorenc said. "I think one of her biggest wishes was fulfilled that day."

Now he hopes his newfound mom will move closer to his family in Kansas. Wheeler suffers from osteoporosis, doesn't have a primary physician and needs better living conditions.

"She was not given opportunities we take for granted," Lorenc said. "She wasn't given an education or a healthy environment, and it shows. I feel for her, and I want her to know that there's a place for her here near us where we can give her the things she was never given."

Wheeler is apprehensive about disrupting his family life, but she is considering moving to Oklahoma, right near the Kansas border, where her maternal grandparents were born. There, she hopes to learn more about her own past.

Since their meeting, Lorenc and Wheeler have spoken every few weeks and plan to see each other again soon. Wheeler hopes their next meeting will be on "Maury." She hopes host Maury Povich will help her obtain a DNA test to prove Lorenc is her son.

"I want to share the story, and I want to know for sure if it's my son," she said. "Even if not, I still love him."

As for Lorenc, he's accepting the entire situation and looking forward to developing a stronger bond.

"My whole life growing up, I thought my mom was Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane, but that was just my fantasy. This is kind of better," he said.

"Whatever happens, I want to be there with her. It's a great adventure. It's an unbelievable story, and I just want to be there for the ride with her and spend time with her."

JOKE: NEGOTIATING A RAISE

The Maid, Sapphire, asked for a raise.

The Madam was very upset about this and asked:

"Now Sapphire, why do you want an increase?"

Sapphire: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Sapphire: "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh."

Sapphire: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Sapphire: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."

Sapphire: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Sapphire: "No Madam, the gardener did"

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE!

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VIDEO: LOVE THIS..MAKES ME FEEL LIKE DANCING

VIDEO: More than 100 injured when stand collapses at Brazilian race track

More than 100 people have been injured - 22 critically - after a grandstand collapsed during a car race.

Video footage shows the metal stand crumpling in less than a second at the race in the southern state of Parana in Brazil. Authorities have launched an official investigation into the accident but said structural faults may have caused the collapse.

Officials said at least 111 people were injured as the stand gave way at the race in Quatro Pontes.

Brazil's TV Taroba showed the footage and the chaos that followed, with the injured being treated at the scene. It is thought at least 500 people were sitting on the stands when the accident happened.

Man drinks in bar with girlfriend's head in bag

MADRID - A Spanish man calmly drank beer with his mates in a bar with his murdered girlfriend's head in a bag, press reports said Tuesday.

After leaving the bar on Sunday, the 34-year-old climbed an electrical tower, was hit by a shock and plunged 30 metres (100 feet) to the ground, dying that evening in hospital, they said.

According to a report in the ABC daily newspaper, citing witnesses, the man told friends in the bar in Cordoba, southern Spain, that he had decapitated his 30-year-old partner.

But he was so calm they did not believe him, despite bloodstains on his shirt.

"A while later when several customers left the bar and saw a pool of blood in the road, they immediately realized this was not a macabre joke. Horrified, they discovered a bag near the bar, inside of which was the victim's head," the ABC daily said.

Police confirmed they had found the woman's body with knife wounds, and that her suspected killer, identified only by his initials MRTR, had fallen from the electrical tower, later dying in a Cordoba hospital.

Near the tower they found a knife believed to be the murder weapon, said a Cordoba region spokeswoman for the national police, Rosa Ortiz.

Police were unable to provide details about the murder because they were interviewing witnesses and had yet to file a judicial report, expected Wednesday, she said.

Six foot long anaconda discovered in Polish toilet

A 73-year-old Polish pensioner was shocked to find a 6.5-foot-long anaconda peering up out of her toilet bowl on Monday in her flat in Wroclaw, south-west Poland, local police said.

"After she raised the lid of the toilet seat, the lady saw a huge snake that wanted to slither out of the toilet bowl. She immediately slammed down the toilet lid and called us," Pawel Petrykowski, a Wroclaw police spokesman said.

"She was certainly very frightened but managed to keep her wits about her," he said. After arriving on the scene, police and an employee from the local zoo managed to catch the reptile, which is native to South America.

"It must have somehow got into the toilet bowl via the plumbing pipes," Mr Petrykowski said. While the anaconda was taken to the zoo, police launched an investigation aimed at identifying its owner

Let's See, What to Do...Rob Bank..Pick Kids Up From School..

GRANTS PASS, Ore. - Two people are under arrest in connection with a bank robbery in Grants Pass Monday afternoon.

The Grants Pass Department of Public Safety says 37-year-old Erica Fay Anderson robbed the Umpqua Bank on Midland Avenue at about 2:15 p.m. Monday, and then went to pick up her two daughters from Highland Elementary School.

Authorities say she presented tellers with a demand note, and then fled with the cash. However, they say an alert citizen turned in a description and plates of a suspicious vehicle that investigators connected to Anderson. She was arrested at her home.

Meanwhile, 19-year-old Joshua Kemp Deeter Tseu of Grants Pass was arrested at his home, accused of driving the getaway vehicle used in the robbery.

Both are lodged in the Josephine County Jail, each facing charges of Robbery in the 2nd Degree and Theft in the 1st Degree.

Anderson's daughters were turned over to the Department of Human Services.

Drunk,Naked, Driving,Making a Salami Sandwich..What's Wrong With That?

An Elm Grove, Wisconsin man who police say was making a sandwich while he was behind the wheel was arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol in Wauwatosa last week.

According to Wauwatosa police:

Dispatchers received a call reporting a reckless driver in the 2300 block of North Mayfair Road at 9:34 p.m. Sept. 12. He nearly struck a car, was swerving between lanes and failed to use his turn signal.

When an officer pulled behind the 24-year-old man's vehicle he noticed the driver was leaning over the passenger seat. During the traffic stop he noticed the driver was eating a sandwich and had a loaf of bread and packages of salami and cheese on the passenger seat.

He said he had gotten into a fight with his mother and was just driving around.

He went on to say he was a recovering marijuana and oxycodone addict who recently relapsed, but he denied using drugs that day. He did have a bottle of vodka on the car floor and said he'd had six to 10 vodka drinks that morning.

His blood-alcohol content was 0.05, less than the legal limit for drunken driving. A blood sample was sent to the state crime lab to look for evidence of drugs and to verify the alcohol content.

JOKE: A man was brought before the judge

A man was brought before the judge charged with necrophilia. The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

#1, It's none of your damn business;

#2, She was my wife; and.....

#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

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