NUN IS LEFT A BROTHEL IN HER MOTHER'S WILL

A nun who was abandoned as a baby discovered she had inherited a fortune and a brothel.

The 55-year-old - who cannot be identified - was traced to a convent near Glasgow after her mother passed away in Austria.

The mother - known only as Linda K - used to be a circus performer and handed her new-born baby over to an orphanage while on tour in Scotland.

Vienna historian Nicolas Forster, who found the daughter, said: "We were contacted when Linda K. died. We discovered she had some fortune, but no husband and apparently no relatives."

In later life, Linda had set up a brothel, the ownership of which then passed to her daughter, along with a large sum of money.

The nun has sold the business, donating the proceeds and cash to underprivileged children in India.

Couple starves real child while raising virtual one

Korean gamers join in a "PC Bang"

(CNN) -- A South Korean couple arrested for allowing their baby to starve to death had been raising an online child, state media reported citing police sources.

The couple, residents of a Seoul suburb, allegedly neglected their prematurely born three-month-old daughter, feeding her just once a day in between 12-hour stretches at a neighborhood internet cafe, the official Yonhap news agency reported.

Police said the couple had become obsessed with raising a virtual girl character called "Anima" in "Prius Online", a popular role-playing game in South Korea.

"The couple seemed to have lost their will to live a normal life, because they didn't have jobs and gave birth to a premature baby," said Chung Jin-won, a police officer.

"They indulged themselves in the online game of raising a virtual character so as to escape from reality, which led to the death of their real baby."

Professor Kwak Dae-kyung of Seoul's Dongguk University told the Yonhap news agency that the couple appeared to have lost track of reality.

"Online game addiction can blur the line between reality and the virtual world. It seems that taking care of their on-line game character erased any sense of guilt they may have had for neglecting their daughter."

Dae-kyung urged the government to prepare measures so that families and neighbors can contact local authorities or hospitals if anyone shows symptoms of online addiction.

"This kind of situation is not a problem that an individual can solve," he said.

JOKE: An old man was on the beach

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -
I want to feel your breasts he exclaimed.
Get away from me, you crazy old man she replied.

I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars, he says.
Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!

I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS he stated.
NO! Get away from me!
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, I said NO!

FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts, he claimed.
She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money....
Well, OK...but only for a minute.

She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... while he was caressing them.

Out of curiosity, she asked him, Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...
OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?