Adam and Eve in Eden

Paradise-Paradox

This Dog is a Real Dawg..All Male

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AHH.. THERE IS A LITTLE JUSTICE IN THE WORLD

too bad this isn't a post-beating photo

Banged up, Allen Stanford back in jail after brawl

HOUSTON (Reuters) - Allen Stanford, the alleged mastermind of a $7 billion fraud, is back in his jail cell after suffering a mild concussion, broken nose and two black eyes in a prison brawl last week, his lawyer said on Monday.

Stanford, 59, was injured in a fight on Thursday with a fellow inmate at the Joe Corley Detention Facility in Conroe, Texas, and was hospitalized over the weekend.

"I don't have any reason to believe that he was targeted in some way because of who he is," said Kent Schaffer, Stanford's court-appointed attorney. Schaffer said he had no details of the altercation, or who else was involved.

"He's in reasonably good spirits although he was feeling a lot of physical discomfort," Schaffer told Reuters. "He was trying to get rest yesterday afternoon after he returned to the jail."

Stanford has called conditions in the prison "intolerable" and has requested a transfer out of the facility, 40 miles north of Houston, where he has been held since his arrest in June.

He has denied allegations that he ran a Ponzi scheme targeting clients of his offshore bank in Antigua. He faces life in prison if convicted of all 21 criminal charges against him.

Last month, Stanford spent five days in the hospital undergoing heart tests.

a Joke for Saturday

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.

He Said..She Said

He said, She said
10. He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear briefs, don't you?
9. She said: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said: It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8. He said: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said: Well, you succeeded.
7. He said: Two inches more, and I would be king'.
She said: Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6. On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
5. He said: Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said: "That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
4. Priest: I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said: Who's gonna look?
3. He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2. He said: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
1. He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would but you're never there.