Friday, April 30, 2010

Police charge woman with having sex with horse

CLYMER - An Indiana County woman has been charged with having sex with a horse, state police at Indiana said Tuesday.

Dovie Lee Kerner, 46, of Plumville also allegedly had sex with other animals including a dog and a pig, court documents state.

The investigation began in November 2008 when it was reported by two officials from the Humane Society of Indiana County, police said.

One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal. When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state.

Because of Kerner's alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.

Kerner is charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual materials and performances and disorderly conduct and one count of sexual intercourse with an animal.

The charges were filed before Magisterial District Judge George Thachik. No preliminary hearing date has been set, according to online court records.

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Man brings dead wife to police

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A man accused of driving his wife's corpse to Phoenix police headquarters after he stabbed the woman to death over their pending separation had struggled with her in a past incident where she threatened him with a kitchen knife, court records show.

Dwight Wesley, 58, reported the murder to police late Wednesday when he appeared, covered in blood and a knife in hand, in the lobby of headquarters at 620 W. Washington St., according to police.


Officers initially thought he was a victim, but later discovered the woman's body in his car parked near the station.

Delores Glover, 46, died from multiple stab wounds, Phoenix police Sgt. Tommy Thompson said.

Phoenix firefighters tried to revive Glover but were unsuccessful. Wesley was booked on suspicion of murder.

Glover was driving Wesley to work when she told him she was divorcing him. Investigators said he became upset and fatally-stabbed her during an argument.

The victim has eight felony convictions since 1985, including aggravated assault and dangerous drugs, according to Maricopa County Superior Court records.

In 2007, she threatened Wesley with a knife in their home on Indian School Road. She was arrested and later convicted of possession of methamphetamine. The couple had been living together for about three months at the time, according to records.

Glover served three years of a five-year sentence for aggravated assault and possession of dangerous drugs before she was released from the Arizona Department of Corrections in 2007.

Penis Size and Speeding Tickets: A Sizable Correlation

Wyoming has the highest rate of speeding tickets issued. According to Condomania's database of 27,000 custom-fit condom sales, Wyoming also has the smallest average penis size. Coincidence? I think not. More fun facts below.

The Need for Speed

VIDEO: Tom Waits - "God's Away On Business"

God's Away On Business
(Tom Waits/Kathleen Brennan 2000)

I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
For a buck, for a buck
If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch
You're out of luck, you're out of luck

Ship is sinking
The ship is sinking
The ship is sinking

There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick
It's a job, it's a job
Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood
Join the mob, join the mob
It's all over, it's all over
It's all over

There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away on business, business

Godddamn there's always such a big temptation
To be good, to be good
There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby
It's a deal, it's a deal

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

I narrow my eyes like a coin slot baby
Let her ring, let her ring

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

VIDEO: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner

Plane Hits Car..Couple Escape Uninjured

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Ken and Carol Marcoux like to watch planes land and take off at Boulder Colorado Municipal Airport, and Wednesday morning was no different for the Gunbarrel couple.

As they pulled their Toyota Prius over to the side of Independence Road to catch a tow plane and glider take to a beautiful blue sky, they spotted a small plane coming in from the east.

"He seemed to have real trouble controlling the plane," Ken Marcoux said.

Strong crosswinds were jostling the plane, Marcoux said, and the aircraft slammed onto the runway, bounced and veered "like it was on a turntable" 45 degrees to the north.

What happened next -- shortly before noon -- would put the couple at the center of a dramatic hit-and-run and prompt a Federal Aviation Administration investigation into the single-engine Beechcraft Bonanza crash and its pilot.

To the couple's horror, the plane -- whose pilot was later identified as Joe Curtis, 67, of Commerce City -- was pointed right at their car and approaching at what Marcoux estimated was 100 mph. Carol Marcoux screamed "Ken!" and her husband stepped on the gas, moving the Prius forward just enough to spare them a potentially fatal hit.

Carol Marcoux said she heard "a big sound of glass breaking" as the right wingtip of the plane slammed into the back of the car -- shattering the rear passenger window and denting the rear quarter panel -- just inches behind her head.

"It's amazing," Carol Marcoux said. "I'm very grateful that I wasn't decapitated."


The plane continued across the road and hit a utility pole, shearing off most of its left wing.

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When the Beechcraft finally came to a rest in a field 100 yards north of the airport, Ken Marcoux said he watched the pilot get out, grab a big black satchel and run back toward the airport.

"As soon as he stopped, he couldn't wait to get out of that plane," he said.

Another pilot on the airfield tried to get his attention, but he kept running, Marcoux said.

"It's peculiar, and a bit bizarre," said Boulder sheriff's Sgt. Mike Dimond, as a bloodhound trotted with a deputy toward the plane to make an olfactory inspection of the stilled aircraft. "This is my first call of this nature."

A few hours later, Curtis -- who did not appear to be hurt -- contacted the FAA, authorities said, and met with an investigator in the parking lot of a glider business a quarter-mile from the crash site.

He refused to respond to a reporter asking for comment as he got into a red pickup truck with a trailer attached and drove off.

Christopher Lang, the primary operations inspector for the FAA who met with Curtis on Wednesday, wouldn't say anything about the collision beyond calling it an "accident."

Mike Fergus, an FAA spokesman with the agency's Northwest Mountain regional headquarters, said an investigation is under way and declined to talk about whether Curtis could be cited for leaving the scene of an accident.

All other agencies involved in Wednesday's collision -- the Sheriff's Office, the Colorado State Patrol and the National Transportation Safety Board -- referred questions about potential criminal charges to the FAA.

Nothing has been disclosed as to where Curtis went during the hours he was missing. Authorities did say he had a rented hangar at Boulder Municipal Airport and fueled his plane there Wednesday morning.

Independence Road was littered with debris from the crash late into the day, with the Beechcraft's right wingtip lying on the north side of the road and half of its other wing smashed up against the utility pole.

The plane also took out a speed limit sign and lay it on its side.

Ken Marcoux said he couldn't help but wonder what was in Curtis' black bag and why he was in such a hurry.

Despite the close call, Marcoux was still able to find humor in the nearly cataclysmic moment, which he playfully labeled a "fly and run."

"That was one time a Prius is not the best car to be in," he said, noting that a more powerful sports car might have given the couple a faster jump and a better margin of safety.

Flea infestation shuts down Ohio health department

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LANCASTER, Ohio (AP) -- A county health department in Ohio has closed because of a hygiene issue under its own roof: an infestation of fleas.

Officials with the Fairfield County Department of Health said Wednesday that its offices would be shut down through the weekend so the building can be cleaned thoroughly and fogged with insecticide.

Fleas can transmit disease, but county Health Commissioner Frank Hirsch says he does not believe the bugs have posed a health risk at the department in Lancaster, about 30 miles southeast of Columbus. He says they've mostly been an annoyance for his employees and have been a recurring problem for years.

Several public programs scheduled at the building this week have been postponed until Monday.

JOKE: It was a pretty serious auto accident

It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, Sean smashed his face into the windshield. In a strange twist of fate, he wasn't seriously injured, but the cracked glass pinched his right eyelid and, when he bounced back, ripped the eyelid off. Unfortunately, the tissue wasn't saved for reattachment.

At the hospital, plastic surgeons weren't sure how to repair it. Skin grafts wouldn't do the trick, since plain skin isn't thick enough for the job. Then one of the surgeons noticed Sean wasn't circumcised. The thick, elastic skin there would be just the ticket!

Sure enough, the operation was a success and the new eyelid works just as intended. But the TRUE measure of success in any plastic surgery is: how does it LOOK? It's not *quite* perfect, doctors say -- while it works perfectly, Sean will forever be a little cockeyed.


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Thursday, April 29, 2010

VIDEO: the Delightful Sophie Madeleine..Gaysong

VIDEO: Roy Rogers and Shana Morrison - Stranger Blues

VIDEO>>Return Engagement>>Seasick Steve>>Dog House Blues

VIDEO: Baby Gets Around It's Own Way LOL

Man claims to have had no food or drink for 70 years

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Indian patient Prahlad Jani (Mataji), who claims he has survived without food and water for more than seven decades

Prahlad Jani is being held in isolation in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, where he is being closely monitored by India's defence research organization, who believe he may have a genuine quality which could help save lives.

He has now spent six days without food or water under strict observation and doctors say his body has not yet shown any adverse effects from hunger or dehydration.

Mr Jani, who claims to have left home aged seven and lived as a wandering sadhu or holy man in Rajasthan, is regarded as a 'breatharian' who can live on a 'spiritual life-force' alone. He believes he is sustained by a goddess who pours an 'elixir' through a hole in his palate. His claims have been supported by an Indian doctor who specializes in studies of people who claim supernatural abilities, but he has also been dismissed by others as a "village fraud."

India's Defence Research Development Organisation, whose scientists develop drone aircraft, intercontinental ballistic missiles and new types of bombs. They believe Mr Prahlad could teach them to help soldiers survive longer without food, or disaster victims to hang on until help arrives.

"If his claims are verified, it will be a breakthrough in medical science," said Dr G Ilavazhagan, director of the Defence Institute of Physiology & Allied Sciences.

"We will be able to help save human lives during natural disasters, high altitude, sea journeys and other natural and human extremities. We can educate people about the survival techniques in adverse conditions with little food and water or nothing at all."

So far, Mr Prahlad appears to be standing up to scrutiny. He has not eaten or drunk any fluids in six days, and similarly has not passed urine or a stool in that time. He remains fit and healthy and shows no sign of lethargy. Doctors will continue observing him for 15 days in which time they would expect to see some muscle wastage, serious dehydration, weight loss,and fatigue followed by organ failure.

It is common in India for Jains and Hindus to fast, sometimes for up to eight days, without any adverse affects, as part of their religious worship. Most humans cannot survive without food for 50 days. The longest hunger strike recorded is 74 days.

According to Dr Sudhir Shah, who examined him in 2003, he went without food or water for ten days in which urine appeared to be reabsorbed by his body after forming in his bladder. Doubts were expressed about his claim after his weight fell slightly at the end of the trial.

OOPS..CAN"T BLAME TOYOTA FOR THIS ONE

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A driver had a narrow escape after he reversed his car through a brick wall on the seventh floor of a multi-story parking garage.

The 67-year-old driver got his foot stuck between the brake pedal and the accelerator as he tried to reverse into a spot in Tulsa, Oklahoma. His white Mercedes C-class immediately shot backwards, picking up enough speed to smash through the external wall of the Bank of America parking garage.

Luckily for the un-named driver, the car stopped with its trunk poking through the wall. The vehicles parked directly beneath were not so lucky as bricks rained down, bashing roofs and smashing windshields.

Illinois teen admits spiking mom's coffee with antifreeze

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A Lindenhurst teenager admitted Wednesday he put antifreeze in his mother's coffee maker.

Michael Tangney Jr., 18, pleaded guilty to aggravated battery after a meeting of the lawyers in the case and the judge determined he is likely to be placed on probation.

Tangney, of the 300 block of Northgate Road, was arrested in November after his mother, Joyce Tangney, was hospitalized with ethylene glycol poisoning.

The substance, which is used to make antifreeze and de-icing solutions, worked slowly in Joyce Tangney's system and caused her to fall ill several days after she ingested it.

Assistant State's Attorney Tim Niehus said Joyce Tangney was hospitalized, but has since made a full recovery.

Police questioned her son, and he admitted he had put the antifreeze into the coffee maker as a practical joke. Tangney was originally charged with heinous battery, a felony requiring a prison sentence of six to 30 years upon conviction.

Associate Judge Theodore Potkonjak met with Niehus and Tangney's attorney, William Murphy of Chicago, in his chambers for about 20 minutes to discuss the case.

When they returned to open court, Potkonjak told Tangney he would approve a move to reduce the charge to an offense allowing a sentence of probation.

Potkonjak said he was doing so after a review of Tangney's personal history and mental and physical health problems.

He also said it had been made clear to him that Tangney's parents did not want their son to go to prison.

"You obviously had some rebuilding to do at home in terms of trust issues," Potkonjak said. "But you have a lot going for you in that you have loving and supportive parents and you need to take advantage of that."

Tangney was allowed to plead guilty to aggravated battery, and the other charges were dropped.

Potkonjak said that unless "something surprising" was revealed in a pre-sentence investigation of Tangney, he would likely be sentenced to probation when he returns to court June 18.

Unpaid dog-waste removal firm pays back - in poop

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A dispute between a Bend, Oregon dog owner and a dog waste removal service got more than a little messy this week, when The Bomb Squad went from collecting - to depositing.

Melinda Hofmann, owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste pick-up service, tried to collect a $150 payment from Deborah Dillow on Monday night.

When Dillow didn't answer the door, Hofmann went to her truck to write another notice - but she quickly changed her mind.

"I started to go back and write another note, but I just decided to give her poop back," Hofmann said Wednesday.

So then, from the back end of her truck, Hofmann started slinging feces - 30 gallons of it, according to police - onto Dillow's front yard.

Hofmann admitted she wasn't exactly thinking rationally at the time, but that didn't stop her.

"Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all rational thought together and I just got into this mode of emptying bags," she said. "And as I was flinging the poo all over her yard - it felt really good, and I just kept doing it."

Hofmann has been making a living picking up other people's dog poop for about 10 years.

She said she has a loyal stable of clients, most of whom are good about paying their bills on time.

Once in a while, though, she runs into folks who are late with payments, or don't pay at all - but rarely, she said.

Monday night, Hofmann didn't stop tossing the poo until police arrived at the gross scene.

"Very messy," police Sgt. Dan Ritchie said. "I would imagine it probably took the homeowners' quite some time to clean that mess up."

Actually, it took hours - with the help of neighbors.

Deb Dillow politely declined to be interviewed on camera Wednesday. But through tears, she said she was "extremely embarrassed" by the incident, and had vowed repeatedly to pay Hofmann.

Dillow said she is battling cancer right now, and recently had to spend $700 on medication.

Ritchie said he understands the frustration business owners have with delinquent clients.

"There is an appropriate way to deal with it, and this certainly is not it," he added.

Hofmann was taken away in handcuffs and charged with criminal trespassing, criminal mischief and offensive littering.

As for Hofmann - she said she was just down to her last straw.

"To take the right steps would be to hire a collection person or to take her to small claims court," she said. "But do I have regrets for dumping poop back in her yard cause she's a slacker client? Nope."

JOKE: A cowboy, riding across the prairie, came upon a Indian lying buck-naked

A cowboy, riding across the prairie, came upon a Indian lying buck-naked on his back with a huge erection.

"What are you doing?" he asked. The Indian looked at the shadow of his dick and said,

"Checking the time. It's 1 PM."

The cowboy rode on, but soon came upon another naked Indian lying on his back with another huge erection.

The cowboy asked, "What are you doing?

Telling time?" The Indian replied, "Yep. It's 3 PM."

The cowboy rode on until he came upon third naked Indian, lying on his back and masturbating.

The cowboy asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"

The Indian replied, "Winding my watch!

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Wisconsin Cop Regularly Smoked Crack While on Duty

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A Platteville police officer who allegedly smoked crack cocaine while on duty was charged in federal court Tuesday with keeping a drug house.

Michelle V. Salentine, 28, who has been with the department since 2004, appeared in U.S. District Court and was ordered held in jail until a detention hearing, to be set at a later date.

Salentine remained in the Dane County Jail Tuesday night. Platteville Police Chief Doug McKinley declined to comment on the case.

According to a complaint and affidavit filed in federal court, Salentine was arrested on Monday after she arrived for a night patrol shift. She admitted to authorities, the affidavit states, that she had been smoking crack four to six times a week for about a year, and that she and another person who lives with her occasionally drove to Milwaukee to buy crack.

According to the affidavit, a confidential informant who has a drug-related criminal history told the FBI on Feb. 8 that Salentine regularly smokes crack at her home on Hathaway Street in Platteville and at another address in Platteville, including occasions when she was in uniform as a Platteville police officer.

In a text message to a law enforcement officer on March 2, the informant wrote that Salentine "came by around 12 a.m. in her squad, took her gun off, left it on the bed and sat in the kitchen," the affidavit states.

Two days later, an officer received another text message from the informant about 1:35 a.m. saying that Salentine was smoking crack there and in her squad car and was getting ready to go back on duty. The informant, wearing a recording device, was also with Salentine at the officer's home while she smoked crack on April 14, according to the affidavit.

FBI agents executed a search warrant at Salentine's home on Monday, where they found marijuana and crack cocaine paraphernalia.

Another person who was interviewed during the investigation told the FBI that she sold crack cocaine to Salentine about 20 times since October and saw Salentine smoke it many times before going on duty. She said she has also seen Salentine use powder cocaine and smoke marijuana, the affidavit states.

German man steals electricity with meat hook

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German police are investigating a man for theft after he siphoned electricity off a high-voltage overhead transmission line for one month with the help of an ordinary meat hook.

The 36-year old man from Sibbesse in Lower Saxony concocted the plan to steal electricity after the power company cut him off for failure to pay his bills, police said. The man attached a cable to the meat hook and tossed it onto an overhead power line. He then drew power from the transmission line to his home, located about 150 metres away.

"I've never seen anything like this in my 34-year-career," said Friedrich-Wilhelm Lach, chief executive of regional utility Ueberlandwerke Leinetal GmbH, said. "It's incredibly dangerous and utterly stupid."

An employee of the utility noticed the meathook during a routine check. Lach said the man was lucky he is still alive and warned copycats not to try it: "It will kill you," he said.

Woman identifies her photo, says 'charming' serial killer persuaded her to pose for him

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Judy Cole then and now, who thinks she is the subject of photo #169 of photos taken by serial killer Rodney Alcala and released by NYPD.


Two women have come forward to share what they say were chilling encounters with a serial killer after cops released a trove of photos he may have taken in New York.

The women told the NYPD they met now-notorious sicko Rodney Alcala decades ago when he lived in the city and asked them to pose for him.

"He was very charming. I should have known better," said Judy Cole, who told cops she thinks she is the subject of photo No. 169.

Cole, a writer who lives in North Carolina, told cops she remembered meeting Alcala on the upper West Side in 1978 when she was 19 and agreed to pose on the roof of a building.

A California woman also told the NYPD she thinks she is among those in the 215 New York-linked photos of unidentified women and children snapped by Alcala throughout the 1970s, police said.

The trove of photos was released Tuesday after the Daily News revealed cops had been sitting on the stash for a month.

Cops got eight tips in all.

Alcala - a photographer who studied film under Roman Polanski and has a genius-level IQ - is on California's Death Row for killing four women and a 12-year-old girl.

The 66-year-old Alcala is also a suspect in the deaths of two 23-year-old Manhattan women found dead in the 1970s: TWA stewardess Cornelia Michel Crilley and young college grad Ellen Hover.

Investigators believe he lured his beautiful prey by asking them to take suggestive pictures - and then tortured and murdered the women.

Cops found more than 1,000 pictures in Alcala's storage locker while investigating him in the death of the 12-year-old girl. Those that appear to have a link to New York were sent to the NYPD.

Investigators believe there could be more unknown victims among the photographs.

Manhattan wine critic Alice Feiring did not see herself in the newly released portraits, but she told cops she had a close call with the killer when she was just 13.

Feiring said Alcala persuaded her to go to his East Village apartment in 1968 and then locked her inside. She said she managed to escape.

"I just thought he was a pervert," Feiring said.

(215 more of Alcala's photos here)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/galleries/nypd_seeks_clues_from_photos_taken_by_serial_killer_rodney_alcala/nypd_seeks_clues_from_photos_taken_by_serial_killer_rodney_alcala.html

haunting proof that chimps really DO grieve


United in what appears to be deep and profound grief, a phalanx of more than a dozen chimpanzees stood in silence watching from behind the wire of their enclosure as the body of one of their own was wheeled past.
This extraordinary scene took place recently at the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Center in Cameroon, West Africa.
When a chimp called Dorothy, who was in her late 40s, died of heart failure, her fellow apes seemed to be stricken by sorrow.

As they wrapped their arms around each other in a gesture of solidarity, Dorothy's female keeper gently settled her into the wheelbarrow which carried her to her final resting place - not before giving this much-loved inhabitant of the centre a final affectionate stroke on the forehead.

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JOKE: Swearing Off Women

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These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.

They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year." The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.

The guys asked "What's that board for?"

The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this."

They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
The trader said, "Well. take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund your money next year.
"Okay," they said and left.

The next year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year." The trader said "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"

"Yeah" said the guy.

"Where is he?" asked the trader.

"I shot him" said the guy.

"Why?"

"I caught him in bed with my board!"


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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

VIDEO: Is 6 Pound Einstein the World's Smallest Horse?

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Einstein is just three days old, after being born on Friday at a farm in Barnstead, New Hampshire.

It's thought that Einstein could lay a claim to the title of the world's lightest foal - his 6lb weight at birth being normal for a human baby, but not a horse, even a miniature breed like Einstein.

Unlike other miniature horses - notably the current claimant of the world's smallest horse title, Thumbelina - Einstein doesn't show any signs of dawrfism.

Judy Smith, the owner of the Tiz A Miniature Horse Farm where he was born, at first feared that he was dead when his mother, Tiz Fenisse, gave birth.

'I have been at this for 20 years plus but I have never seen one this tiny or even close to it,' she said.

Dr Rachel Wagner, Einstein's co-owner, said: 'Most of the ones that are really tiny are what we call dwarves and they have some sort of dysmorphic features, or features that aren't really normal or healthy. This little guy is like all horses - he's almost all leg.'

JOKE: Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.

One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26!

What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."

"What do you call it?"

"We call it a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

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Monday, April 26, 2010

PHOTOS: BEAUTIFUL SCENIC IMAGES

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VIDEO: Brokeback Hogwarts

VIDEO: FUNNY BARKING PARROT

VIDEO: VAMPIRE BABY LOL

126 WWII Grenades Caught With Clams, Detonated In Spectacular Blast

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NEW BEDFORD, Mass.-- It's not unusual for East Coast fishermen to find grenades and other old munitions in their traps, but rarely do they find 126 at once.

Workers at the Fair Tide Shellfish plant were stunned Friday to find the World War II era grenades as they began to process a load of clams that had been dredged up off Long Island and shipped to New Bedford for proc More..essing.

Some of the vintage grenades had pins-- others did not-- but all were potentially dangerous.

"Come to find out, based on what the Navy said, they were live. They were loaded for bear so to speak," said Tom Slaughter of Fair Tide Shellfish.

There were entire cases of grenades still intact in their original wooden crates, covered in black muck from decades spent in deep waters.

"We thought they were like big chunks of black coal, the kind used in old ships. When one broke open, we found all the grenades inside. The cases were encompassed in black coal-like marine life," said Slaughter.

The plant was evacuated and the State Police Bomb Squad and the U.S. Navy Explosive Ordnance Disposal team moved in. They moved the grenades out in a dump truck full of sand.

The slow procession made its way to a nearby jetty, where experts set up an isolated, controlled site to detonate the old munitions.

The grenades were detonated safely in a spectacular blast at about 7:30 p.m. The shockwave from the blast was felt over a mile away, but there were no injuries.

JOKE: YOU STILL MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

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YOU STILL MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

you couldn't go to church because your Sunday socks
were being used as your truck's gas cap.

you think the vowels are E..I..E..I.. O.

you clean your car or truck out with a leaf blower.

you think "Meals on Wheels" is the same as road-kill.

you think Wal-Mart is too expensive.

you've ever stood outside a K-mart for more than 1 hour
hagglin' with a manager about the shirt and shoes law.

you have ever written a check for less than a dollar.

you've ever asked your 8-year how to spell a word.

you've ever shoplifted Spam.

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Kitty is a World Traveler

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Kitty is perhaps the most adventurous cat in the world. She is the beloved cat pet of a French couple/explorers, Guillaume and Laetitia who are on a mission to travel from Miami,Florida USA to Ushuaia, Argentina purely on foot. They are currently in Columbia, heading south.

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Their cat, Kitty, is often seen resting in the backpack carried by Guillaume while they are hiking down the road. They even set up a little umbrella on the backpack to give the kitty some shade from the sun.

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Kitty enjoys the trip as much as the couple. She often climbs on the shoulder of her daddy to get a good look at every new scenery. She does not seem to be shy or bashful about meeting new people and visiting new places. If we have an award for the most adventurous cat in the world, I'd say Kitty is purr-fect for it. You can see the updates on their journey and more photos at their website. http://enfanceart.free.fr/miami_ushuaia/
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JOKE: the Piccolo Player

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There is this preacher who has a big ass revival meeting scheduled. The hall is rented and everything is in place until the organ player has to leave town (something about a choirgirl or boy anyway he had to leave fast). The piano player has a hangnail and can't do it, the guitar player's stoned. He can't find anybody to play for the service that night.

He sets the deacon to canvas the crowd and find out if there is a musician that is willing to play. Right before the service begins the deacon brings up this little old man and says "This guy says he's a piccolo player and he has it with him." There isn't time to do anything but go on with what he has so they set the little old man and his piccolo up near the altar and prepare to make the best of the situation.

Things start out bad. The man doesn't know the hymns that the preacher is calling for and his sight reading is awful. The tone of the instrument is piercing and unpleasant. The preacher determines to soldier through. Ignoring the horrid sounds coming from the choir loft, he continues to preach. They come to another hymn and right in the middle of the song somebody from the congregation shouts out:

"The piccolo player's a motherfucker!"

There is stunned silence in the the church. The preacher doesn't know quite how to deal with this. He tries to start the singing again but before he can make much headway there's another shout from the congregation:

"The piccolo player's a motherfucker!"

Silence again. The preacher is now thoroughly pissed off. He glares out over the congregation and says:

"This here's a house of God. We are supposed to control our tongues better. Who was it that just called my piccolo player a motherfucker?"

Silence.

"Will the man what called my piccolo player a motherfucker, will he raise his hand?"

Silence.

"Then, will the man sittin' next to the man what called my piccolo player a motherfucker, will he raise his hand?"

Nothing.

"Then will the man sittin next to the man sittin next to the man what called my piccolo player a motherfucker, will he raise his hand?"

Silence.

"Then will the man sittin next to the man sittin next to the man sittin next to the man what called my piccolo player a motherfucker, will he raise his hand?"

All the way in the back, a man rises.

The preachers asks "Why did you call my piccolo player a motherfucker in the house of God?"

The man says "Preacher, you misunderstand me. I am not the man what called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I'm not the man sittin next to the man what called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I'm not the man sittin next to the man sittin next to the man what called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I'm not even the man sittin next to the man sittin next to the man sittin next to the man sittin Next To The MAN, what called your piccolo player a motherfucker."

The preacher says "Then why you standin here?"

The man says "Preacher, I want to know, who called that Motherfucker a piccolo player?"

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

VIDEO: "Plus Sized" Model's Bra Ad to Hot for TV

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Size 16 model Ashley Graham provides a fuller figure

A tv ad for plus-size bras has been banned on American television because it is thought to be too raunchy for viewers
Network executives pulled the commercial starring full-figured model Ashley Graham over fears that it was revealing just too much cleavage.
Plus-size lingerie firm Lane Bryant was planning to air the advert this week during a break in Dancing With The Stars.

But ABC network chiefs refused to screen it, sparking claims that they were discriminating against larger models.

A source at Lane Bryant said: 'The cleavage of the plus-size model, they said, was excessive, and we don't think that's the case.

'It certainly appears to be discrimination against full-sized women.'
The 25-second advert shows Ashley in a series of poses in Lane Bryant underwear.

A voiceover says: 'Mom always said beauty is skin deep. Somehow, I don't think this is what mom had in mind.'

Lane Bryant said the Fox network also originally refused to show the ad during American Idol and insisted on the advert being re-edited.

They finally agreed to feature it during the final ten minutes of the show.

A Lane Bryant spokesman said: 'We knew the ads were sexy, but they are not salacious.

'Our new commercials represent the sensuality of the curvy woman who has more to show the world than the typical waif-like lingerie model.

'What we didn't know was that the networks, which regularly run Victoria's Secret and Playtex advertising on the very shows from which we're restricted, would object to a different view of beauty.'

A Fox spokesman insisted: 'We didn't treat them any differently than Victoria's Secret.'

ABC declined to comment.


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Dugout Dick the Idaho Caveman has died at 94

Photobucket A lifetime of living alone in solitary places shows in Dugout Dick's face in this photo shot in 2002. Born Richard Zimmerman, he was the last of Idaho's legendary loners. Zimmerman died Wednesday.

Known as the "Salmon River Caveman," Richard Zimmerman lived an essentially 19th century lifestyle, a digital-age anachronism who never owned a telephone or a television and lived almost entirely off the land.

"He was in his home at the caves at the end, and it was his wish to die there," said Connie Fitte, who lived across the river. "He was the epitome of the free spirit."

Richard Zimmerman had been in declining health when he died Wednesday.

Few knew him by his given name. To friends and visitors to his jumble of cave-like homes scrabbled from a rocky shoulder of the Salmon River, he was Dugout Dick.

He was the last of Idaho's river-canyon loners that date back to Territorial days. They are a unique group that until the 1980s included canyon contemporaries with names like Beaver Dick, Cougar Dave and Wheelbarrow Annie, "Buckskin Bill" (real name Sylvan Hart) and "Free Press Frances" Wisner. Fiercely independent loners, they lived eccentric lives on their own terms and made the state more interesting just by being here.

Most, like Zimmerman, came from someplace else. Drawn by Idaho's remoteness and wild places removed from social pressures, they came and spent their lives here, leaving only in death.

Some became reluctant celebrities, interviewed about their unusual lifestyles and courted by media heavyweights. Zimmerman was featured in National Geographic magazine and spurned repeated invitations to appear on the "Tonight Show."

"I ride Greyhounds, not airplanes," he said in a 1993 Statesman interview. "Besides, the show isn't in California. The show is here."

Cort Conley, who included Zimmerman in his 1994 book "Idaho Loners", said that "like Thoreau, he often must have smiled at how much he didn't need. � What gave him uncommon grace and dignity for me were his spiritual life, his musical artistry, his unperturbed acceptance of life as it is, and being a WWII veteran who had served his country and harbored no expectations in return."

His metamorphosis to Dugout Dick began when he crossed a wooden bridge over the Salmon River in 1947 and built a makeshift home on the side of a hill. He spent the rest of his life there, fashioning one cavelike dwelling after another, furnishing them with castoff doors, car windows, old tires and other leavings.

"I have everything here," he said. "I got lots of rocks and rubber tires. I have plenty of straw and fruit and vegetables, my dog and my cats and my guitars. I make wine to cook with. There's nothing I really need."

Photobucket Dugout Dick's caves, dug with a pick, shovel and prybar, became a virtual tourist attraction on this this hillside near Salmon.

Some of his caves were 60 feet deep. Though he "never meant to build an apartment house," he earned spending money by renting them for $2 a night. Some renters spent one night; others chose the $25 monthly rate and stayed for months or years.

He lived in a cave by choice. Moved by a friend to a care center in Salmon at age 93 because he was in failing health, he walked out and hitchhiked home.

Bruce Long, who rented one of his caves and looked after him, said the care center "had bingo and TV, but things like that held no interest for him. He just wanted to live in his cave.

"People said he was the only person they'd ever known who was absolutely self-sufficient. He didn't work for anybody. He worked for himself."

Born in Indiana in 1916, Zimmerman grew up on farms in Indiana and Michigan, the son of a moonshiner with a mean streak. He rebelled against his domineering father and ran away at a young age, riding the rails west and learning the hobo songs he later would play on a battered guitar for guests at his caves.

He punched cows and worked as a farmhand, settling in Idaho's Lemhi Valley in 1937 and making ends meet by cutting firewood and herding sheep. In 1942, he joined the Army and served as a truck driver in the Pacific during World War II. When his service ended, he returned to Idaho and never left.

He raised goats and chickens, tended a bountiful vegetable garden and orchard and stored what he couldn't eat or sell in a root cellar. A lifelong victim of a quarrelsome stomach, he survived largely on what he could grow or make. Homemade yogurt ranked among his proudest achievements.

He was married once, briefly, to a pen-pal bride from Mexico. The other woman in his life, Bonnie Trositt, tired of life in a cave, left him for a job as a potato sorter and was murdered by her roommate. He claimed to see her spirit in the flickering light of a kerosene lamp on the cave walls.

He rarely went to church, but read and quoted continually from the Bible.

Services are pending. A brother, Raymond Zimmerman, has requested that his remains be sent to Illinois.

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JOKE: A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids

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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire engine with lights flashing and a wailing siren at full blast zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat next to the driver of the fire engine was a Dalmatian. The children, never having seen a dog in a fire engine before, started to discuss what the dog might be for.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

Several more ideas were put forward and an animated discussion soon ensued when a little girl who had sat quietly throughout the discussion and deep in thought finally brought the argument to a close...

"They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Woman stabs niece, 1, during spat over gas used in beer run

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A Garden City Georgia woman was freed Thursday from Chatham County jail on $3,000 bond after she accidentally stabbed her 1-year-old niece in the head during an argument over gas used during a trip to buy beer, according to a police report.

On Wednesday at 7:30 p.m., 43-year-old Lorraine Bulloch drove her brother to the store for beer, and when they returned home, she grew angry over the price of gas, according to a Garden City police report.

The argument escalated when Bulloch responded to her brother's name calling by grabbing a knife from a drawer and throwing it at him. Bulloch's brother ducked and the blade struck her 1-year-old niece in the head, a report stated.

The little girl was taken to Memorial University Medical Center where, as of Thursday night, she was listed in serious condition, according to Garden City Capt. Al Jelinski.

Bulloch was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and has a probable cause hearing scheduled for June 2 in Garden City Municipal Court, Jelinski said.

Initial reports from the scene Wednesday night indicated the stabbing victim was 3 years old and the argument was over beer.

VIDEO: BOOBQUAKE IS COMING APRIL 24

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Everyone wants to blame someone or something for everything that goes wrong. Mother Nature does her thing and we look for a scapegoat to make ourselves feel better, because random destruction is scary. A Muslim cleric in Iran put the blame for recent earthquakes squarely on women. "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Polar Bears Stranded on a Tiny Ice Floe

A polar bear cub is comforted by its mother as they drift miles from shore on a rapidly shrinking iceberg.

The future may look bleak for the bears as they balance perilously on the ice 12 miles from land.

Amazingly, however, experts say the pair most likely made it back to the shore unharmed.

It is thought the mother and her young cub, aged around nine months, had gone out hunting seal and climbed onto the chunk of ice - known as an ice floe - to cool down.

The drifting ice shrank to just a few yards wide as it drifted down the Olga Strait of Svalbard, Norway, forcing the frightened bears to huddle in the middle.

Photographer Eric Lefranc, 40, captured the scene while cruising the area in temperatures of about five degrees Celsius.

He said: "As we got closer we could see a polar bear mum and her cub trapped on a little and unstable ice floe.

"These bears looked very distressed.

"The mum was desperately trying to keep the ice floe stable and to protect her little cub who was scared and moving a lot.

"Polar bears are usually good swimmers but the ice floe was 12 miles from the nearest coast and drifting away in the strait.

"In addition, the cub was only a baby - around nine months old and probably not strong enough to swim that far.

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"If she was able to leave her baby, the mother would probably have survived but our guide was quite pessimistic about the survival of the cub, who probably drowned.

"Some of the members on our trip were in despair. They wanted to take the bears with us and bring them to the nearest land which was obviously impossible."

However, animal expert and BBC Springwatch presenter Chris Packham said he believed the sad scene may well have had a happy ending.

He said: "Being so isolated, their fate may look doomed but I think there will have been a happy ending.

"Polar Bears have four-inch thick blubber to keep them warm, big paws that act as flippers and waterproof fur - that means they are incredibly well suited to the water.

"An adult can swim up to 50 miles at five or six miles per hour so the mum here should have no trouble completing the 12 miles back.

"The cub will struggle more and certainly faces an exhausting swim but I imagine it will have been OK if they paced the journey.

"Cubs usually doggy paddle behind their mum, clutching onto their back, so they are shielded from the current.

"The biggest threat to these two is actually hyperthermia, as their body temperature could rise and that could kill them if they swim too fast.

"It is likely they have gone out hunting for seals and climbed onto the ice floe to cool down.

"They have then found themselves drifting, possibly at some speed."

The Polar Bear is native largely within the Arctic circle, where they eat seals.

An adult male weighs up to 680 kg (1,500lb) and is up to 3m (9.8ft) long. An adult female is about half the size.

Friday, April 23, 2010

JOKE: What do you call a gay milkman?

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Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.

Q. Did you hear the new, politically correct name for lesbian?
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian"

Q. Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys?
A. She came back with a red snapper.

Q. If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A. A hole in it.

Q. What do you call a gay milkman?
A. Dairy queen.


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Woman Charged in NY Van-Lawn Death: 'She Was Old'

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HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. The 18-year-old woman charged with vehicular manslaughter in the death of Hempstead woman told her side of the story Wednesday, and some of her comments are shocking.

Police say Kayla Gerdes was high on painkillers when she drove a van onto the front lawn and into a house in Hempstead, killing homeowner Rebecca Twine-Wright, 69, who was mowing her lawn.

Before her arraignment at Nassau County District Court on Wednesday, a very emotional Gerdes told reporters "I didn't mean to do it. The car went out of control -- I was pressing the brake...it was a mistake."

However, it's what she told police that is hard to believe.

At 2:10 a.m. Wednesday, about 16 hours after the Tuesday morning accident, in a statement to police, Gerdes was quoted as saying: "The thing that made me feel not so bad was she was old. "I mean, 70 years is a long time to live."

Defense attorney John R. Lewis says his client was headed to court on Tuesday to face grand larceny charges for stealing jewelry from her mother when the crash occurred.

Lewis says Gerdes was devastated when told that Twine-Wright had been killed. Wright was a retired doctor and mother of two.

Lewis said Gerdes had been in rehabilitation for drug addiction but left after seven days, apparently after insurance coverage ran out. Lewis said that she was released early from a 28-day drug rehabilitation program because her mother's insurer would pay for only seven days worth of treatment.

She pleaded not guilty on Wednesday to second-degree manslaughter, second-degree vehicular manslaughter, driving while ability impaired by drugs and unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

She was held on $200,000 bond and is due back in court on Friday.

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"The thing that made me feel not so bad was she was old. "I mean, 70 years is a long time to live."

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