JOKE: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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VIDEO: Russian Throws Live Grenade - Blows Up Boat

VIDEO: An elephant comes by for a drink

VIDEO: Hand feeding Hummingbirds

A hand fed Hummingbird video that is amazing. Taming the Alaskan hummingbird. These hummingbirds were filmed at our lodge in Alaska, no feeder required! Our lodge in Alaska has TONS of these little birds in the summer. Did you know their hearbeat can be as high as 1200 beats per minute! Mother nature is amazing!These adorable hummingbirds eat right out of our hands here at the lodge. While setting up the cameras for some more handfeeding, these two little hummingbirds gave us "the shot". Though I love the hummingbirds in Alaska, The majority only arrive after migrating from Mexico, looking for feeders along the way. Sometimes I wish we lived somewhere where we could watch baby hummingbirds in their nests. Some of those videos are amazing!NOTE: We don't use red dye anymore. We use 4:1 Water to sugar only.

JOKE: The son-in-law

A mother heard a hum coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opened the door to find her daughter lying naked on her bed, enjoying a vibrator. "What are you doing?"

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents. This is as close as I can get to a husband!"

A few days later the father heard a hum coming from the basement. He went downstairs and found his daughter lying naked on the sofa, again enjoying her friend, the vibrator.

"What are you doing?"

She replied, "Dad, I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents. This is as close as I can get to a husband!"

A few days later the mother again heard the hum, this time coming from the living room. She found her husband watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?"

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law!"

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VIDEO: Olympics 2012 - Parents reactions watching daughter performs

US gymnast Aly Raisman's parents reaction watching her performs

JOKE: Grandma will pay

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and packaged the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old woman standing beside her.

"Grandma will pay the bill."

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VIDEO: Ecstatic Cat

VIDEO: Fox likes Snickers

VIDEO: DOG GOES FOR A SWING

Only in Russia: Passed by a speedboat..on the highway

JOKE: The Gift Certificate

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoon full and then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

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VIDEO: Shark Attack In Super Slow Motion

The Discovery Channel teamed up with ITM Instruments, the makers of super slow motion camera, The Phantom, to capture amazing nature footage.

For the up coming Air Jaws Apocalypse, premiering on August 12th, the crew of daring cameramen took to the sea and caught some terrifying shark attacks in glorious slow motion.

JOKE: BRANDY AND THE NUN

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh, Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy."

"Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!" "Oh

Jack", she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped, "It helps her constipation, you know."

So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine! And she was plastered! She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering.

Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! And you told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!"

Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat. She replied, "And so it is. When she sees me, she's gonna shit."

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VIDEO: Crazy Rollover Cat

Cambodians flock to 'magic' lottery log

A large log dug up in Cambodia has drawn thousands of visitors who believe it has healing powers and can predict winning lottery numbers.

Some 4,000 to 5,000 people have already been to see the 13-metre-long log (42 feet) that was discovered earlier this month when a family excavated a pond in western Pursat province, Prey Yeang village chief Hun Nov said. "They believe the log has magical powers," he said, adding that visitors were coming loaded with offerings such as pig heads and boiled whole chickens after some locals who touched the wood won money in the lottery.

"At least one hundred people a day visit the log to ask for lottery numbers and to cure their illnesses," he said. "They believe in superstition." Cambodians are highly superstitious, particularly in the countryside where people continue to merge animist practices with Buddhism.

Hun Nov said some believers rubbed talcum powder onto the wood, hoping to see lucky lottery numbers, and others drank water from the pond and smeared nearby mud onto their bodies in a bid to cure their ailments. While the village chief himself is not convinced of the log's powers, "We, the authorities, have no right to stop them," he said.

JOKE: Presents for Teacher

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?"

"That's right!" said the boy. Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"

"That's right!" said the boy.

Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box. She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"

"No," said the boy. She touched another drop to her tongue.

"Is it Champagne?"

"No," said the boy.

"I give up. What is it?"

The boy grinned. "A puppy!

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California driver takes offense to plaid jacket, tries to run wearer down

A Tiburon motorist is in jail after he tried to run down a pedestrian wearing a plaid jacket, police said.

It all began when 31-year-old Eugene Anderson apparently left his home in a huff Monday evening after a domestic dispute, jumped in his car and sped onto Tiburon Boulevard, said Tiburon police Sgt. Steve Hahn.

While on his way to buy a pack of cigarettes, Anderson spotted an unidentified man walking on the sidewalk and allegedly tried to run him down, Hahn said.

"He made statements to the effect of: He didn't like the plaid jacket the man was wearing," said Hahn.

The pedestrian avoided injury by jumping out of the way.

Hahn said the plaid jacket did not have a particularly loud pattern.

"I guess he was just really angry with whomever he saw."

Anderson was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and remained in the Marin County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail.

VIDEO: Bear Cubs Rescued From Dumpster in New Mexico

Three black bear cubs were rescued from a dumpster in Ruidoso, New Mexico, by local residents Shirley and Tom Schenk. The couple heard the bears crying through the night and came to their rescue as soon as there was enough light, armed with a ladder and a pickup truck. Apparently, these bears are notorious for their mischievous conduct.

JOKE: The Old Scotsman

An old Scotsman was talking to a young man in a pub. "Laddie, look out at that field. Do you see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I worked for months, but do they call me MacGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo."

Then the old man pointed to the bar. "Laddie, look here at this bar. Do you see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor. I worked on it for weeks. But do they call me MacGreggor-the-Woodworker? Nooo."

Then the old man points out the other window. "Laddie, look out to sea. Do you see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me brow. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo." Then the old man looks around nervously, making sure no one is listening. "But, ya screw ONE sheep..."

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VIDEO: DOG ESCAPE

VIDEO: Seagulls on Laxatives

A couple evil genius kids teamed together to pull the most ingenious prank the Internet has ever seen. At the beach, they prepared a lunch tray full of seagull snack favorites, Pringles.

But they added a twist. Laxatives.

The skies quickly started to rain white as beach goers were pelted with seagull poo. Though many have commented that the video is animal abuse, most viewers seem to enjoy the prank as the video currently stands with an 88% approval rating.

VIDEO: Massive mako shark stuns anglers as it leaps repeatedly

Alex Beck and Mark Martin may not have won the Flying Mako fishing tournament held in San Diego last weekend, but thanks to their buddy Keith Langford, they undoubtedly came away with the best fishing tale of the day, and the video to prove it.

While competing in the annual catch and release affair, Langford captured this incredible footage of a giant mako shark leaping from the water not once, not twice, but nine times, right in front of them. Have a look in the video below.

The incredible show turned out to be a wonderful 40th birthday present for Beck, who lives in Colorado, but was in Martin's boat as part of an extended birthday weekend celebration with his buddies.

"We couldn't have scripted it better," says Langford. "I'll admit, I was pretty scared when that thing came up to the boat the first time, but Mark was the perfect captain. He was giving us the play by play of what the fish was doing."

Indeed, Martin, who runs a salt water fly fishing operation out of San Diego, has grown attached to the mako. "The San Diego coastline is a nursery for them. We're usually out catching and releasing stuff in the 60- to 80-pound area. So to see something this big, on this occasion, was just really special. They're incredible fish that we have a passion for protecting--that's why all we do is catch and release."

When the shark first approached, Martin said it was merely investigating, and would start circling them from a distance before coming back and hitting the fly. "And that's exactly what it did," says Langford. "And once it took that thing that's when all the crazy stuff started."

Beck, the angler, was never able to get it to close enough to the boat to claim credit for the catch, but the story and the video earned them some serious bragging rights when they got to shore. "I was talking to guys who've been doing that kind of fishing for decades and none of them had ever seen anything like that," says Langford.

Martin estimated the shark to be 10 feet in length, and somewhere between 500 and 800 pounds. "The best part of the video is the reverence you get watching this beautiful creature," he says. "And it's fitting because the whole premise behind the tournament is promoting 'the sustainability, conservation, and sound management of mako sharks and the other apex predators.'"

VIDEO: Super Magnet Cake Prank

JOKE: Joe and John were twin brothers

Joe and John were twin brothers. John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later a little old lady met Joe on the street and mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe replied, "Oh, not really. The fact is: I'm glad to be rid of her. She was getting old and rotten. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always taking on water, had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it was difficult to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was when I loaned her to four young roughnecks who wanted her for a good time. I warned 'em that she weren't no good, but they decided to have a go with her anyways. You know that those damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time? It was just too much for the old girl and, while they were trying to get into their various positions, she split right up the middle!"

The old woman fainted.

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VIDEO: Dalmatian and Baby Compete Over a Laser

VIDEO: E.T. the Walrus Sings

JOKE: A guy dies and finds himself in Hell

A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. He's totally depressed. "Sure I may have led a wild life," he thinks, "but I wasn't this bad. I can't believe it's come to this!"

Hell's admissions counselor notices his heavy heart. "What's the matter, buddy? You look depressed."

"Well, what do you think? I'm in Hell, aren't I?"

The counselor replies, "Well, yeah, but it's not so bad. We have lots of fun here. Do you drink?"

"Well, yeah, I drink."

"Well then, you're gonna love Mondays. On Mondays we drink up a storm. Nothing but the finest whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, anything you want and as much as you want. And no hangover, either -- because you're dead! You're gonna love Mondays. Do you smoke?"

"Well, yeah. I smoke."

"Well then, you're gonna love Tuesdays. On Tuesdays we smoke up a storm. Nothing but the finest cigars, the best cigarettes. And no worries about cancer either -- because you're already dead! Yeah, you're gonna love Tuesdays. Do you do drugs?"

"Well, maybe a little, back in college." "Well then, you're gonna love Wednesdays. On Wednesdays we do drugs all day. You can have all you want of anything you want. And you don't have to worry about ODing or becoming addicted -- because you're dead, remember? Yeah, you're gonna love Wednesdays. Do you gamble?"

"Well, sure. I like to gamble." "Well then, you're gonna love Thursdays. On Thursdays we gamble up a storm. All day, all night, blackjack, craps, poker, slots, horse racing, everything! And you never have to pay a bookie -- because you're already dead! Yeah, you're gonna love Thursdays.

Are you gay?"

"What? Hell, no!" "Oh. Well then, you're gonna hate Fridays...."

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VIDEO: World Record Jump

VIDEO: Dog Carries Home a Friend

Pakistani policeman kills his sister for wearing jeans

A Pakistani policeman in Lahore allegedly shot dead his sister for wearing jeans, officials said on Saturday. Constable Asad Ali was unhappy with his sister Najma Bibi, 22, for wearing what he considered were "men's clothes", especially jeans.

The siblings often quarrelled over the issue and Ali allegedly shot and killed his sister on Friday. A few days earlier, Ali had warned his sister that he would kill her if she did not stop wearing jeans and trousers.

Subsequently, Najma filed a complaint against her brother at the police station in the residential neighbourhood of Shahdara and sought protection. However, the police took no action against Ali.

According to the First Information Report filed after the crime, Ali followed Najma when she left the house on Friday and allegedly fired at her near Shahdara Morr, killing her instantly. Ali managed to escape and police are conducting raids to catch him, officials said.

JOKE: An Assortment lol

A teenager came downstairs all dressed up for her date: bare midriff, short tight skirt, exposed cleavage... she thought she looked great. "So, Mom? How do I look?" she asked. Her mother replied, "Well, if I had gone out dressed like that when I was your age, you'd be five years older!"

Three guys were debating who had the best memory. The first one claimed, "I remember my first day of kindergarten." The second boasted, "I remember speaking my first word!" The third exclaimed, "I remember going to the senior prom with my father and coming home with my mother!"

My wife and I are planning a trip to India. She wants to visit the Taj Mahal. I want to meet the guy who's been fixing my computer!

The bartender noticed a guy sitting at the bar was pouring his drink into the palm of his hand. "What in the hell are you doing?" he asked. The man looked up and said, "Getting my date drunk!"

The most powerful politician in the world is black. The best golfer in the world is black. The best female tennis player is black. The fastest racing driver in the world is black. The best sprinter in the world is black. Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!

Many years ago, a Danish couple converted to Mormonism and moved to rural Utah. A few years later, Mr. Madsen decided to take another wife. Mrs. Madsen disliked the idea, so he talked his neighbor, a Swedish immigrant farmer named Olson, into helping him. "Woman, we shall go into the barn and pray for guidance on our decision," said Mr. Madsen. "And whatever God tells us, that's what we'll do." The Madsens knelt in the barn. Mr. Madsen prayed aloud, "Heavenly Father, shall I take another wife?" Farmer Olson's voice boomed down from the rafters, "Brother Madsen, I command thee to take another wife." Mrs. Madsen sobbed uncontrollably. He comforted her, saying, "There, there, dear. A second wife will be an addition to the family. She will never replace you. I'll always love you just as much." Mrs. Madsen sobbed through her tears, "Oh, I don't care if you take a second wife. I just can't believe God is a Swede!"

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VIDEO: Supercar Drive - 100 Exotic Cars

Cars in the video include (many, multiple of each):

Ferrari Enzo

Porsche Carrera GT

Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SV

Mercedes SLR McLaren

Ford GT

BF Performance Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 GTR-660

Ferrari 458 Italia

Aston Martin DBS

Ferrari 430 Scuderia 16M

Audi R8 V10 Spyder & Coupe

Aston Martin Virage Volante

Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano

Aston Martin V12 Vantage

Ferrari 430 Scuderia

Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0

Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster & Coupe

Shelby Series 1

Ferrari Challenge Stradale

Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera

Ferrari California

Alpina B7

Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder & Coupe

Bentley Continental Supersport

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

Ferrari F430 Spider & Coupe

Lamborghini Diablo VT Roadster

Mercedes C63 AMG

Aston Martin V8 Vantage

Porsche 997tt 997 Turbo

Ferrari 360 Spider

Ferrari F355 Spider

BMW E60 M5

BMW E92 M3

Ferrari 550 Maranello

Ferrari 575 Maranello

Porsche 996tt

Ferrari 512TR

Vipers, Jaguars, Bentleys, Rollys Royce, Z06s, and MORE!

17-year-old sexual assault victim could face charges for tweeting names of attackers

A Kentucky girl who was sexually assaulted could face contempt of court charges after she tweeted the names of her juvenile attackers.

Savannah Dietrich, the 17-year-old victim, was frustrated by a plea deal reached late last month by the two boys who assaulted her, and took to Twitter to expose them--violating a court order to keep their names confidential.

"There you go, lock me up," Dietrich tweeted after naming the perpetrators. "I'm not protecting anyone that made my life a living Hell." Her Twitter account has since been closed.

Attorneys for the attackers asked a Jefferson District Court judge to hold Dietrich in contempt for lashing out on Twitter. She could face up to 180 days in jail and a $500 fine if convicted. The boys have yet to be sentenced for the August 2011 attack.

"So many of my rights have been taken away by these boys," Dietrich told Louisville's Courier-Journal. "I'm at the point, that if I have to go to jail for my rights, I will do it. If they really feel it's necessary to throw me in jail for talking about what happened to me as opposed to throwing these boys in jail for what they did to me, then I don't understand justice."

Dietrich was assaulted by the pair after passing out at a party. They later shared photos of the assault with friends.

"For months, I cried myself to sleep," Dietrich said. "I couldn't go out in public places."

On June 26, the boys pleaded guilty to first-degree sexual abuse and misdemeanor voyeurism. Terms of their plea agreement were not released.

"They got off very easy," Dietrich, who says she was unaware of the plea agreement before it was announced in court, said in her interview with the newspaper.

"They said I can't talk about it or I'll be locked up," Dietrich tweeted after hearing, according to the paper. "So I'm waiting for them to read this and lock me up."

"[Protecting rapists] is more important than getting justice for the victim in Louisville," she added.

A hearing for the contempt of court charge is scheduled for July 30. Attorneys for Dietrich want it open to the media, while the boys lawyers want it closed.

Both the Gannett-owned Courier-Journal and Dietrich's attorneys "have filed motions to open the proceedings, arguing she has a First Amendment right to speak about what happened in her case," the newspaper said.

An online petition asking the judge to throw out the charges against Dietrich, launched Saturday, has already accumulated hundreds of signatures.

"[She] should not be legally barred from talking about what happened to her," Gregg Leslie, executive director of the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, told the Associated Press. "That's a wide-ranging restraint on speech."

VIDEO: Jinx the Wonderdog

VIDEO: Crazy, Scary Storm Clouds Roll Into Midlothian, Virginia

VIDEO: Devilish dog pulls boy into pool

VIDEO: Clueless canine squats on kid's head

JOKE: "OLD" IS WHEN

"OLD" IS WHEN

... Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today

... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes.

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JOKE: Charles and Camilla

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!"

Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

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VIDEO: Exploding Watermelon with Rubber Bands Trick in Slo-Mo

VIDEO: Jesus Is Magic NSFW or anything else

VIDEO: Rad dog cruisin'

VIDEO: Kitty's Gymnastic Floor Routine

VIDEO: Hurdler Michelle Jenneke dancing sexy as hell at Junior World Championships in Barcelona 2012

JOKE: The Irishman and the Genie

An Irishman walking along the beach found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it off, and out popped a genie. "Since you have freed me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes."

The Irishman thought a moment and said, "I'm feeling a might thirsty. I think I'll wish for a pint of stout." And poof! there was a pint of stout in his hand.

He drank it down and started to toss the bottle away, when the genie said, "Look at that bottle before you throw it away."

He did and watched as it magically refilled itself with stout. "That's a magic bottle. It will refill itself whenever you empty it. So what are your other wishes?"

The Irishman grinned. "I'll be taking two more of these!"

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VIDEO: How NOT to Mount a Horse

VIDEO: Wildebeest

US woman who carried Olympic torch in England has tattoo mishap

A woman who got a new tattoo to celebrate her role in the Olympic torch relay was shocked to discover it had been spelled incorrectly. Jerri Peterson, from Atlanta in the US, carried the torch through Derby on 30 June after being nominated by the hotel chain she worked for. Before coming to England she decided to get a tattoo to mark the occasion. It was only hours later she spotted it featured the mis-spelling "Oylmpic".

Mrs Peterson was one of 70 international employees selected by her firm to take part in the relay as a thank you for her years of charity work. She said: "I always wanted to have a tattoo but I never quite felt passionate about any one thing to have it put on my body permanently. So when I was selected for this wonderful honor, I thought 'that's it - I'm ready to have my tattoo'."

She booked a session with a "really good" tattoo artist in her home city of Georgia, and took a friend along for moral support. Initially she was delighted with how it looked and it was only when she sent a photo of the tattoo to a friend that the spelling mistake was pointed out. She said: "I looked at it and I was so disappointed. I called my husband and he giggled a little bit.

"Then I started laughing about it and I've laughed ever since." Mrs Peterson pointed out the mistake to the tattoo artist responsible but declined his offer to correct it. She said: "He felt so bad when he found out. He wanted to fix it but I decided I want to keep it. It's fine. It's the Oy-limpics - it's as unique as I am."