I like to post videos,crazy news items and jokes..if I make you laugh,I am rewarded in knowing that I made your day better...
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
JOKE: the Three Legged Chicken
A man was driving down the road and noticed a three legged chicken racing along beside his car.
When he looked at the speedometer he realized that the chicken was running over 75 miles per hour. The amazed driver followed the chicken for several miles until the chicken turned down a gravel road. The driver followed the chicken to a huge poultry farm. All around the farm there were three legged chickens as far as the eye could see.
The driver stopped his car and then seeing the farmer feeding the chickens he asked him about the three legged chickens.
"Well you see," started the farmer, "I am a genetic engineer and the leg is my favorite piece of chicken. It is also the favorite piece of my wife and my son. I got tired of having everybody fighting over the leg at dinner so I just developed a chicken with enough legs for us all."
"What a great idea!"said the driver, "How do these three legged chickens taste?"
"Well, "said the scientific farmer, "I don't know. I've never been able to catch one!"
Monday, December 7, 2009
JOKE: THE BAD FOOT
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.
"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.
The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat.
He hobbles back into the examining room.
The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water.
"OK, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."
OOPS: HUBBY CAME HOME EARLY!
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It's an old story. Husband comes home early, wife panics, her naked lover jumps out the window to hide. You usually see this in comic form. In the case of 25-year-old Sun Meng, the window was on the second floor of a large apartment building in Chengdu, China, a city of 11 million people. A neighbor snapped a picture, which was uploaded to a community internet site, and Sun's life changed immediately.
"My family is ashamed and none of my own neighbors will talk to me any more," said Sun.
"I know what I did was wrong but I was afraid he would kill me.
"People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day," he added.
Cold day, huh? Likely story. I blame sheer terror.
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