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The main tank called the "Kuroshio Sea" holds 7,500-cubic meters (1,981,290 gallons) of water and features the world's second largest acrylic glass panel, measuring 8.2 meters by 22.5 meters with a thickness of 60 centimeters(27X70 feet...2 feet thick). Whale sharks and manta rays are kept amongst many other fish species in the main tank.
Kuroshio Sea - 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world - (song is Please don't go by Barcelona) from Jon Rawlinson on Vimeo.
A teacher in Germany got the shock of her life when she received a pet hamster for her birthday.
Her class had bought the cute hamster as a present - but it gave her the wrong kind of surprise!
Before class, the group of girls playfully show the hamster off in the hands and on their desks, while one person stands outside to keep a look out for the teachers arrival.
Once the teacher comes into the classroom, all the girls starting to sing 'Happy Birthday' to her.
One of the girls goes up to her and presents her with a gift bag, but the last thing she was expecting is a pet hamster.
As soon as she opens the bag, she screams and drops the bag on the floor.
She then stomps on it, leaving the poor creature for dead, surely.
The teacher dumps the bag into the bin before launching a brief tirade at her students.
The classroom draws out a eerie silence of shock and horror as she begins to unpack her bag for the lesson.
Some teachers just don't know how to show their appreciation to their students - unfortunately we don't know if the hamster survived its attack
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/114711/Teacher-squashes-pet-hamster-present/
On Monday night, a man robbed the Clark Oil gas station in Franklin on Jefferson Street. Police say the male entered the business with a pair of women's panties on his head.
He was also wearing gloves and carrying a long skinny knife. Inside the store, he grabbed a female customer around the waist and walked her closer the checkout counter. He pointed the long knife towards the two employees standing behind the counter and demanded all of the money, cigarettes and a lighter.
The employees gave the suspect money from the register, two packs of cigarettes and a lighter. Nobody was injured during the robbery. Even though the suspect attempted to hide his identity, the employees and witness was able to provide a good description of the suspect.
Based on that description officers began watching for Larry Bernard near his residence on Ohio Street. They found Bernard staggering in an alley near his home. He was intoxicated and had the twelve inch kitchen knife stuck in the waist band of his pants.
Officers found a large amount of money, two packs of cigarettes and a lighter. The items matched those described as being taken during the robbery. The panties and gloves were also found in the suspects pockets.
Bernard was taken to the Franklin Police Department and further investigation and later arrested for Robbery (Class B Felony) and Battery (Class B Misdemeanor) and remanded to the Johnson County Jail with a $21,000 bond.
A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that only you can answer. You see, I love golf, and I feel a real need to know if there is a golf course in heaven. Can you tell me if there is?" The Pope considers for a moment, and says, "I do not know the answer to your question, my son, but I will talk to God and get back to you." The next day the man is called for another audience with the Pope to receive the answer to his question. He stands before the Pope, who says, "My son, I have some good news and some bad news in relation to your question. The good news is that heaven has the most fabulous golf course that you could imagine and is in eternally perfect shape." "And what's the bad news?" asks the man. "You tee-off tomorrow morning," the Pope replies.
Those who think rap music began in 1979 haven't heard the 1972 song Prisencolinensinainciusol, by Adriano Celentano. The lyrics are neither English nor Italian; they are pure gibberish. Someone called this "what English sounds like to a non-English speaking person."
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that it is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now.
There's big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie? It's called, "Debbie Does Dishes."
What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position? Facing Tiffany's.
When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."
A Jewish boy come home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful? What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "You go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
Where does the Jewish husband hide his money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go."
A Jewish telegram: "Start worrying. Details to follow."
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
