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Wisconsin Man Cited For Rocking Out to John Denver

A 42-year-old Fond du Lac man was cited Jan. 13 for "rocking out" to John Denver.

At 3:11 a.m., police were called to Calumet Apartments, 68 Harrison Place, for a loud noise complaint, according to a Fond du Lac Police Department report.
Officer Ryan Williams pounded on the man's third-floor door and recognized the songs of the late singer John Denver.

The man did not answer the door until the officer learned his name from a neighbor and called for him to answer, according to the report.
Williams asked why the music was so loud. The man responded he was "rocking out."

The man was cited for unnecessary loud noise. The ticket could result in a $208.50 fine.

DJ blasted for playing "Jump" as woman leaps from bridge

Controversial radio DJ Steve Penk has come under fire from mental health groups after playing the Van Halen song Jump on the radio as police dealt with a suicide attempt. Four lanes of the M60 motorway were closed while the police tried to talk the woman down from a bridge.

A frustrated listener, stuck in the traffic backlog, called in to Penk's The Revolution breakfast show to request the song. The DJ duly obliged the request, saying he sympathised with the motorist's frustration. Moments later, the 30-year-old woman jumped from the bridge.

While she only sustained minor injuries, mental health charities branded the DJ's behavior irresponsible and insensitive.

"It shows a lack of compassion and understanding," said a rep from The Samaritans, while Paul Farmer of Mind said it was 'in very poor taste'

Penk, however, was unmoved by the criticisms. "The entire area had been thrown into total chaos by a single troubled woman," he responded. "I was very sorry to hear that the lady had subsequently jumped from the bridge, but relieved that her injuries were minor."

"If, as has been suggested, the woman jumped because she heard it from a passing car radio, that's unfortunate, but I don't regret playing it for a minute."

HEE HEE..DO WE HAVE ANY COUGARS OUT THERE?

An advertisement for an airline competition that portrays older, single women as "cougars" who prey on young men at night has incurred the wrath of both male and female rape victims in New Zealand.

"Cougar" has become a popular term for sexually aggressive older women on the hunt for younger men. But the term can be viewed either as misogynistic or a word of empowerment.

An online spoof documentary by Air New Zealand, promoting a competition for free tickets to a rugby tournament, tells of a so-called cougar starving herself during the day then "hunting large slabs of meat at night" by stalking young men at a bar.

The voiceover says despite men's attempts to ward off the woman's advances, the cougar has "not tasted fresh meat for days" and drags her victims to her inner-city apartment, often forcing them to listen to "Enya or the Eurythmics."

New Zealand's Rape Prevention Education has labelled the ad appalling, disgusting and degrading to women, adding that some Air New Zealand staff were also concerned about the promotion. "They find it degrading and that it is encouraging potentially harmful behaviour, so my question is why is our national carrier promoting sexually predatory behaviour?" director Kim McGregor said.

"We have also had complaints from male survivors who have been raped by women and they are very distressed that their situation is being laughed at and made out to be humorous," she said.

Massage Parlor Owner Extorted Thousands,Forced Some Employees to Get Tattoos With His Birth Date

allegedly forced some female employees to get tattoos with his birth date

The owner of a suburban massage parlor who allegedly had some female employees get tattoos with his birth date was arrested Wednesday on charges he extorted thousands of dollars from one worker.

Alex "Daddy" Campbell, of Glenview, will remain in custody until a detention hearing Friday. The criminal complaint charged that he forced the employee to pay $16,000 to avoid working seven days a week. The woman, a foreign national, paid him an additional $13,000 to ostensibly assist her with her Immigration status, authorities said.

Campbell, who owns the Day and Night Spa in Mount Prospect, also forced the employee to engage in sex with him and threatened to publicize video he took of her having sex with another woman, authorities said.

Many of the women working at the massage parlor were given horseshoe tattoos on their necks, and some had the number "917" tattooed on them in reference to Campbell's Sept. 17 birthday, according to the charges.

The complaint also alleged that Campbell, in his mid-40s, admitted being a pimp as Chicago police gave him his Miranda rights during an earlier investigation of prostitution. "You all hating on my pimp game," he was quoted as saying. "My lawyer gonna get you good for (expletive) with me and my hos."

Danielle "Princess" John, 23, a Campbell employee, was also charged in the extortion of the parlor employee.

The victim eventually sought help from U.S. Immigration agents and secretly taped talks with Campbell and John, officials said. Agents allegedly gave the victim cash and watched as she passed it to John. Lawyers for the two could not be reached for comment.

JOKE: Deep Dark Little Johnny Secrets

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."

The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."

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Florida Woman Leaves Baby in Car While Turning Tricks

A woman left her 3-month-old baby in her car for more than an hour while she met with a man for sex, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.

Latosha Yeadon, 30, was charged with a variety of child abuse and child neglect charges after she met a man at Plantation Palm Apartments, 1903 Plantation Palms Drive. Investigators say she had met the man on the Internet and was meeting him for prostitution. Yeadon also was charged with prostitution.

Deputies were called to the complex after a maintenance worker saw the baby girl under some blankets in Yeadon's vehicle. The window had been lowered about an inch, investigators said.

Deputies said the baby had been in the vehicle for more than an hour before being discovered. Yeadon was arrested when she returned to the vehicle.

The child was taken to Brandon Hospital, where she is listed in stable condition.

Child Porn Taken Too Far??

GALESBURG, Illinois - Tonight a Quad City area soldier is in Afghanistan being forced to stay to face charges connected to pictures his mother sent to him. The mother says the pictures were designed to ease the homesickness of life on the warfront but she had no idea they would lead to a child pornography investigation and months of wondering whether the accusations would bring charges.

Inside the Galesburg home decorated with two blue stars the Millers worry for their soldier son's safety. He's not in the hands of the enemy but these days they feel the U.S. Army has become anything but an ally.

"I've been told it's none of your business", said Rodney Miller, "that it was 'Army matters' and it was none of our business."

Specialist Billy Miller was in Afghanistan with the Galva based 33rd Infantry Brigade of the Illinois National Guard.

"You have no clue how it eats me up", said a crying Terri Miller. "I blame myself every day, every day, if I wouldn't have sent the pictures he would be home."

In August the military began what it called a "child pornography investigation" into what the family calls "harmless pictures of a little girl". The pictures show her playing in a swimming pool and posing on Billy's truck and inside of a home. One shows her standing in the water with part of her buttocks exposed from her bathing suit.

Billy's girlfriend Melissa Fox defended the pictures. "Anyone that has a kid knows what it's like to have these pictures. They are gonna realize that they are pictures, it's not child pornography."

The child is a relative whom the family says Billy treated as his own child when the girl was diagnosed with cancer as her father went through boot camp. Her father told us he can't believe the charges, especially since they're on other family computers and on Facebook pages and no one else has been investigated.

Billy talked to us from Afghanistan where he's working with another unit despite his situation. He tried to explain the humor behind the pictures. "Personally Chris, she's the biggest 4 year old 'Tom-Boy' you'd ever want to meet."

But military leaders aren't laughing and, for months, Billy and his parents claim they were kept in the dark on his status by the Army. They even contacted a congressman and his staff said they had few answers.

A day after the Illinois National Guard told us they knew of no charges an Army official e-mailed me and said Miller was officially charged with "failure to obey a General Order" and "possession child pornography" on January 5th. It was the first time the family says they'd heard he was officially charged with a crime.

"I feel he is a prisoner of something I sent to him", said Terri, "and I can't do nothing for him."

The Army says Billy will stay in Afghanistan until he faces court martial or there are other recommendations. The family is worried for Billy's mental health. They've noticed changes that they blame on the months of not knowing and spending nearly 17 months in Afghanistan. They hope he can receive the help he needs soon and hope it comes on American soil.

JOKE: Harry the bald eagle

One day Harry the bald eagle waited at the nest for his partner of 10 years, Mary. He went looking and found her. She had been shot deader 'n' a hobnob.

Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning, he decided he needed to get himself a new playmate, even if he had to cross the feather barrier.

Eventually he found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was okay, but all the dove wanted to say was "I'm a dove, and I want to love; I'm a dove, and I want to love."

This got on Harry's nerves, so he booted the dove and went looking once again. He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Once again the sex was great, but all the loon would say is "I am a loon, and I want to spoon. I am a loon and I want to spoon."

Unnerved once again, Harry booted the loon and went looking once again. This time he found a duck to bring back to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the duck would say was....

No, the duck didn't say that. What's wrong with you?

What the duck said was, "I am a drake, and you made a big mistake!"