Sunday, February 7, 2010

A piece of a cargo plane came loose and fell onto a mall parking lot

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It could have been horrifying, but, thankfully, it wasn't.

A piece of a cargo plane flying into Miami International Airport broke off and fell with a booming crash, landing in a mall parking lot Friday -- without hurting anyone or hitting anything.

The roughly 18-foot, 150-pound hunk of fiberglass ended up in an empty section of the parking lot near Dillard's at Miami International Mall, 1455 NW 107th Ave. in Doral

The piece fell from an Atlas Air Cargo 747 that had taken off in Santiago, Chile, and landed safely at MIA shortly after dropping the part at 11:30 a.m.

People at the mall didn't know what fell from the sky.

``There was a loud thunder and it looked like something that blew off a truck or something,'' said Jorge Tadeo, who had just grabbed coffee at the La Carreta restaurant in the mall and was sitting in a car in the parking lot when the piece fell.

It's unusual for airplane parts to fall from above, said Greg Feich, a former senior investigator with the National Transportation Safety Board.

``It is rare,'' he said. ``But it does happen.''

No one was injured in 2004 after part of a wing of a Federal Express jumbo jet came off and fell into the parking lot of a North Fort Worth, Texas, apartment complex. The plane had taken off from Fort Lauderdale.

In 1990, authorities blamed a chunk of ice from a leaking lavatory for flying into -- and knocking off -- an engine of a Northwest Airlines jet that had taken off from Miami. The plane landed safely in Tampa.

What fell from the Atlas freighter Friday was a piece called a fairing, which covers the mechanism that controls the flaps on the wings.

The fairing ``dislodged'' from the aircraft, a spokesman for Atlas said in a written statement.

``They're probably the least robust part of any airplane,'' said Feich, the former NTSB investigator who is now an international air safety consultant. ``The fairings typically take a lot of abuse because they're made of lighter material.''

It's too early to know what caused the fairing to fall. The break could have been caused by a maintenance oversight, but the part could also have fractured in flight, said Feich, who is not investigating the incident.

The Federal Aviation Administration will examine the fairing -- taken to an Atlas facility in Miami -- and the airplane, and determine if similar problems have been reported with other aircraft, agency spokeswoman Kathleen Bergen said.

Atlas, which is owned by Atlas Air Worldwide Holdings based in Purchase, N.Y., is also reviewing the incident.

``Atlas is grateful that no one was injured and is investigating the matter further,'' the company's statement says.

In 2008, Atlas paid $95,000 to settle an FAA complaint that said a crack in an engine exhaust nozzle on a 747 had been improperly repaired by an unqualified employee in 2006.

By settling the matter, Atlas did not admit or deny violating FAA aircraft maintenance rules.

The falling airplane part on Friday could have caused significant damage, according to Feich. ``When it's that big . . . if it hits a house or goes through the roof or hits somebody in a parking lot, it is a serious event,'' he said.

At the mall, Doral Police Chief Ricardo Gomez was grateful that the part did not fall at a busier shopping time.

``We got lucky today,'' he said. ``If this had been on a weekend, this would have been a real problem.''

Dog-gone carpenter: Golden Retriever likes to hang out on the roof

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MANKATO, Minn. -- It's the slow time of year for the construction business, but when your public relations representative is a Golden Retriever named Hayley, jobs for DeMars Construction in Mankato seem to come a little easier.

No short of unusual, Hayley brings to the table a skill unlike any other dog-gone carpenter.

Hayley is able to climb up a ladder as well as any other on the team.

"She's one of the guys, part of the crew," said owner Max DeMars, who by the way is not directly related to the author of this story.

And like the crew, Hayley too can handle a two-by-four.

Since she was a pup, Hayley, now 10 years old, follows the crew wherever they go.

"One day we were up on the roof and there she was," explained DeMars. "Saying what about me."

After hundreds of jobs over the years, she's got a pretty good handle on climbing up the ladder, even when nobody else is up on the roof.

One cold January day her solo trip nearly got her in some hot water.

The crew was working on an addition for the Hosanna Lutheran Church in Mankato when a neighbor spotted her on top of the building.

The neighbor called police and a short time later an officer arrived.

"The police officer came up and wanted to take her to the pound 'cause he thought it was just a stray dog," laughed DeMars.

It took a bit of convincing, but Hayley showed the officer her trick and she was off the hook.

The construction dog has been back at it ever since, as she will likely help secure another gig with the kind of rooftop advertising she helped to bring this time around.

JOKE: A tourist goes to the pole, and meets an Eskimo.

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"During the summer you don't have any nights, and during the winter you don't have any days... What do you do during that endless summer day?" he asks.

"We go fishing, and make love to our women," the Eskimo replies.

The tourist thinks a while, and asks another question:

"Then, what do you do during that endless winter night?"

Eskimo grins:

"We don't go fishing..."

Saturday, February 6, 2010

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Neck Shade: [] Light Red [] Medium Red [] Dark Red

Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper:______ Lower:________

Name of Pickup Owned:______________ Height of truck:__________

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JOKE: BEAR BELLS

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A guy walks into this sporting goods store in Alaska, immediately spies a rather haggard-looking old salt of a store clerk sitting by the cash register.

"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?"

"Yep," answers the clerk.

"Big bears?"

"Yep."

"Mean bears?"

"Yep."

"Black bears?"

"Yep."

"GRIZZLIES???!"

"Yep."

"Got any bear bells?"

"What's dat?"

"You know, them little dingle-bells ya put on yer backpack so bears know yer in the perimiter so's they can runs away ..."

"Yep. Over yonder ..."

"Great. I'll take one fer black bears, and one fer grizzlies. Say, how'd you know if yer in black bear country anyway?"

"Look fer scatt."

"Oh. Well, how how'd you know if there's GRIZZLIES????!"

"Look fer scatt."

"You just said that!"

"Yeah. But grizzly scatt's different."

"Well now, just what's IN grizzly scatt that's different?"

"Bear bells."

School Girl Handcuffed and Arrested for Doodling on Her Desk

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A 12-year-old Queens girl N.Y. was hauled out of school in handcuffs for an artless offence - doodling her name on her desk in erasable marker.

Alexa Gonzalez was scribbling a few words on her desk on Monday while waiting for her Spanish teacher to pass out homework at Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, she said.

"I love my friends Abby and Faith," the girl wrote, adding the phrases "Lex was here. 2/1/10" and a smiley face. But instead of simply cleaning off the doodles after class, Alexa landed in some adult-sized trouble for using her lime-green magic marker.

She was led out of school in cuffs and walked to the precinct across the street, where she was detained for several hours, she and her mother said.

"I started crying, like, a lot," said Alexa. "I made two little doodles. ... It could be easily erased. To put handcuffs on me is unnecessary." Alexa, who had a stellar attendance record, hasn't been back to school since, adding, "I just thought I'd get a detention. I thought maybe I would have to clean [the desk]."

City officials acknowledged Alexa's arrest was a mistake. "We're looking at the facts," said City Education Department spokesman David Cantor. "Based on what we've seen so far, this shouldn't have happened."

FATHER OF THE YEAR: Police Find Man, 15-Year-Old Daughter Drunk

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A 37-year-old man is in jail after Minneapolis Police found him and his 15-year-old daughter drunk in a church parking lot around 10 p.m. Wednesday night.

Christopher Lee Swickard, of Minneapolis, was spotted inside a running vehicle in the lot with his teenage daughter at the intersection of Nicollet and Franklin.

Police said as they approached, Swickard tried to drive away but officers told him to stop. Inside, they found the two trying to hide an open bottle of vodka.

Police said both were obviously intoxicated.

Swickard's blood alcohol content was nearly .40 -- five times the legal limit, according to police. His daughter blew a .10.

Police arrested Swickard and issued an underage drinking citation to his daughter. The girl was also taken to Hennepin County Medical Center.

Police impounded the vehicle and began DWI charges for Swickard.

He could also be charged with child abuse, refusing a drug and alcohol test, distribution of harmful material to a minor and open bottle violations.

Police believe the two were drinking together. Formal charges are expected in this case.

JOKE: A Jewish man sent his son to Israel for a year

Pearly Gates,heaven

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.

When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"

He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi."

So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

And so they all three prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent My Son to Israel ...."

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