Old Man Moves Long Rug on Mobility Scooter

Man breaks into ex-mother-in-law's house wearing high heels and pantyhose

Oklahoma City police arrested a man they said tried to run away after breaking into his ex-mother-in-law's home wearing high heels and women's clothes. Charlotte Palmer called police on Friday at about 9:30 a.m. to report a man had broken into her house near N. Council Road and W. Britton Road. "I look down everywhere and saw woman's clothes everywhere and my purse, I think he was trying to steal my clothes and my purse," Palmer said.

When officers arrived, they saw 26-year-old Gregory Adam Streater running away in high heels and woman's clothes. "As police showed up, he took off in high heels," Palmer said. "Turns out it was my ex-son-in-law, so that's awesome." Police said Palmer woke up to Streater standing over her bed wearing a white lace top, high heels and pantyhose.

"The only guy I know that dresses in women's clothes is my ex-son-in-law, that's why he's my ex-son-in-law," Palmer said. A police helicopter and search dog combed the area near the 8200 block of N.W. 90th Terrace, where Streater was found nearly two hours later by the search dog not too far from the neighborhood and was wearing just one high heel shoe.

Palmer's former relatives said drugs may have led Streater to break into the house and take off with his ex-mother-in-law's clothing. Streater now faces a charge of first-degree burglary. His bond was set at $10,000

HEAD SHAKING LINKS

I have several head shakers here and rather than do my usual thing I am gonna just post a quick title and the URL..As I get more and more sources I might use this format more often.

Electric Light Orchestra cellist killed by giant hay bale

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Former-Electric-Light-Orchestra-ELO-Cellist-Mike-Edwards-Killed-As-Giant-Hay-Bale-Crushes-His-Van/Article/201009115715684?f=rss

Ricochet the surf dog makes a splash... helping disabled youngsters to conquer the waves

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1310437/Meet-Ricochet-sea-dog-makes-splash-helping-disabled-children-surf.html#ixzz10wJBS13V

bus driver fired after allowing students to drive

Read more: http://www.macon.com/2010/09/16/1266432/dodge-bus-driver-fired-after-allowing.html#ixzz10wJOSaqz

10 years Jail for 1 gram Cannabis

http://current.com/19hi74c

Grandma Shoots 12yo Over Throwing Bricks At Her Home

http://www.piff.co/grandma-shoots-12yo-over-throwing-bricks-at-her-home/

Policeman stages fake arrest of boy for having sex with his daughter

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8026340/Policeman-stages-fake-arrest-of-boy-for-having-sex-with-his-daughter.html

Mother Indicted, Allegedly Made Son Eat Feces and Vomit

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Believe it!..Guy Invents a Flamethrowing Trombone

Michigan girl shoots record 448-pound bear with bow and arrow

Jessica Olmstead is a 17-year-old high school senior at Harper Creek (Mich.) High School. In many ways she's like most teens; she worries about classes, gets excited about the next weekend and likes to hang out with friends. But Olmstead has a hobby that isn't shared by many of her peers: She's a big game bowhunter, a pursuit which recently helped her land big headlines when she bagged a 448-pound black bear on a summer hunt in Canada.

According to Aaron Harris of the Battle Creek Enquirer, Olmstead considers herself a hunting natural. She relishes the adrenaline and excitement of a hunt. Despite the fact that the massive bear was her first big game take (hunting parlance for a kill), Olmstead earned the Pope and Young Bowhunting record for trophy bear, according to the Enquirer.

Here's how Olmstead described the experience to the Enquirer:

"When I go out hunting, it's really exciting," Olmstead said. "Whenever I see a bear I just want to go at it. When you're hunting, your heart is racing, your blood is pumping, and you feel that adrenaline rush. I really love to hunt." ...

"The bear was the first animal I killed with the bow," Olmstead said. "As soon as my dad got it for me I was immediately comfortable and I was ready to use it the next day."

Olmstead's father, Tim, a professional hunting instructor, said his daughter is the quickest learner he's encountered during his 30 years in the business.

"I'm not just saying this because she's my daughter," the elder Olmstead told the Battle Creek Enquirer. "But she's probably one of the best listeners I've every taught. With the bear she showed a lot of patience. She tracked the bear, killed it, and gutted it like a pro, like she's been doing it for years."

There are plenty of big game hunters out there, but few award winning female hunters of Olmstead's age. The Pope and Young club hosts a weekly "photo of the week" contest to honor recent notable takes. Among their 37 winners in 2010, only five have been women ... and none of those five killed a bear; all were pictured with some species of deer.

A hunter is always at risk on a big game hunt. That vulnerability is part of what gives Olmstead and others such a rush from the sport. Still, the Michigan teen's auspicious start leads one to believe she has plenty more takes in her future.

"She's really a natural at this sport," Tim Olmstead told the Enquirer. "All you have to do is tell her one thing one time and she gets it. It's amazing."

JOKE: BRANDY AND THE NUN

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh, Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy."

"Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!" "Oh Jack", she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped, "It helps her constipation, you know."

So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine! And she was plastered! She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering.

Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! And you told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation! "

Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat. She replied, "And so it is. When she sees me, she's gonna shit."

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JOKE: I Need a Raise!

"Boss, you know I've been with you over ten years now. I won't beat around the bush. I need a raise. I have four companies after me, but I decided to talk with you first." "A raise, Tompkins? I'd love to give you a raise, but this is a bad time." "I know this economic downturn has been tough on sales, boss, but consider my hard work and loyalty to this company." "Well, that's true, Tompkins. And I'd hate to start a brain drain.... How about a 10% raise plus five more vacation days?" "Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!" "Before you go Tompkins, just out of curiosity, may I ask exactly which companies were after you?" "Oh, the electric company, the gas company, the water company, and the mortgage company!"

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Segway company owner rides scooter off a cliff

A British businessman, who bought the Segway company less than a year ago, died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into a river near his Yorkshire estate.

Jim Heselden acquired the Segway company from its U.S. inventor Dean Kamen in December 2009.

According to the British media, Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding a rugged country version of the two-wheeled transporter on Sunday.

"Police were called at 11.40 a.m. yesterday to reports of a man in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above," a spokesman told The Daily Mail.

A Segway was recovered from the scene. "At this time we do not believe the death to be suspicious," the spokesman added.