JOKE: Gone Golfing

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied..

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said,

"For the sake of decency , here's a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie!

Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said,

"Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit...

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JOKE: I went to the doctor's office the other day

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed to tell her what my problem was but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I said, "my wife thinks my dick tastes funny."

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Sheriff Employee Accused Of Tipping Off Drug Dealers, Sending Pics Of Undercover Agents

An employee of the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is now gainfully unemployed after being arrested on Wednesday in connection with illegal distribution of confidential information.

Kenitra Casper, 27, worked in the JSO records office and now faces felony and misdemeanor charges after she confessed to sending out texts and emails containing information about and photographs of undercover narcotics agents to known drug dealers in the Jacksonville area.

Casper had worked for JSO for 7 years, according to Undersheriff Dwain Senterfitt, who says he's very concerned that Casper's actions could have compromised the identity of detectives working undercover.

She is being held in the Pre-Trial Detention Facility at the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

Further investigations are ongoing at this time.

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Man Assaulted in Missouri By Bartender with Baseball Bat

The Pulaski County Prosecuting Attorney's Office has released the charging documents and probable cause statement in the case against Delbert Click.

Click's wife emailed KRCG on Wednesday with a story very different than those in the probable cause statement and initial news release from the Pulaski County Sheriff's Department.

She said Click did not hit anyone at the bar, but was attacked himself and that a video recording at the bar shows as much.

She also said that Click did not receive any medical treatment until he collapsed at the police station. It was then that he was taken to a hospital. Click's wife said he was hit in the back of the head by the bartender working that night, and had severe injuries from the hit. She said he was sedated at the hospital even with a head injury.

When Click was released from the hospital, his wife said he was told he was not being charged because people at the bar did not want to press charges. The next morning, he woke up and heard on the radio that he had been charged with something and went to the police station to find out what was going on. While there, he filed a report against the bartender hitting him on the head.

Click's wife was also concerned with the mug shot released by the Pulaski County Sheriff's Department. She said in his official mug shot, he was wearing an orange jumpsuit. She said that photo must have been taken while he was coming off sedation while intoxicated and recovering from a head injury.

She said Click has not denied he was intoxicated at the time of the incident.

Original Story:

A bar fight in Pulaski County landed one man behind bars Saturday night.

According to the Pulaski County Sheriff's Department, deputies were called to a tavern on Highway 17 after bar employees reported a fight.

The deputy on scene asked Delbert Franklin Click, 40, of Richland to go outside and talk about what happened. Click refused and the bartender said Click entered the bar and started yelling at patrons and hit one.

The bartender told authorities a small bar fight broke out, and ended after the bartender hit Click with a baseball bat.

Click was taken to a medical facility for treatment, then was taken into custody for a 24-hour hold.

Pulaski County filed two counts of assault in the third degree against Click.

JOKE: MAKING OUT ON THE BEACH

A recently widowed lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often" she asked?

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here" she asked?

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know I wanted sex?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"