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James Bond fan builds flame-throwing scooter

A James Bond fan from England has invented a moped equipped with a flame thrower to help settle road rage disputes. Colin Furze, 30, spent a month converting the sports scooter, which can travel up to 60mph to produce a 15 foot jet of fire.

It took three attempts to make the flame-throwing moped, which works by pressing a button on the handlebar. "It's a lot of fun and when I fire the flames out the back it makes me feel just like James Bond," said Mr Furze.

"The flames are pretty big and up to 15 feet long so you could definitely set fire to someone's car if you wanted to. The only problem is it can get rather hot if you are riding the moped and blast the flames when the wind is in the wrong direction."

But sadly Mr Furze, who built the moped in his spare time in his back garden in Stamford, Lincs, will not legally be allowed to use it on the road. "I've been told that if I fire the flames while riding on the road it's equivalent to using a fire arm and I could be in a lot of trouble," he said.

Boy with 15 fingers and 16 toes to have surgery

A boy in China who has 31 fingers and toes - a world record - is to undergo surgery to remove the extras digits.

The 6-year-old boy, from the city of Shenyang in China's northeastern Liaoning province, has a total of 31 fingers and toes - 16 toes, and 15 fingers (although one of those fingers is incomplete, being a fork at the end of the right thumb.) Three fingers on each hand are fused together. That beats the current world record of 25, held jointly by two Indian children, Pranamya Menaria and Devendra Harne, who both have 12 fingers and 13 toes.

But the boy will go under the surgeon's knife to remove the additional digits. The boy has a condition known as polydactyly, in which one of a variety of genetic disorders - which can be inherited, or new mutations - gives rise to the supernumerary digits.

Most commonly, the extra digits appear on the little finger side of the hand - but this boy appears to have the much rarer condition of central polydactyly, in which the middle fingers and toes are duplicated.

w/VIDEO: Florida Man Gets 15 years for Breaking Into Jail

A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into Brevard County jail.

Sylvester Jiles, 25, was caught trying to climb a 12-foot fence at the detention centre in August, just a week after being released following a plea deal on a manslaughter charge. He was rushed to hospital with severe cuts from the barbed wire.

At the time, he begged jail officials to take him back into custody, saying he feared retaliation from the victim's family. But officials refused his request, advising him to file a police report instead.

Jiles was convicted in January of trespassing on jail property and resisting an officer.

Newest Anti-Terrorist Weapon: Chili Grenades

The Indian military is getting ready to heat up the war on terror.

Defense officials plan to unleash the power of thumb-sized bhut jolokia, or ghost chili, in tear gas-like grenades, The Associated Press reported.

"The chili grenade has been found fit for use after trials in Indian defense laboratories, a fact confirmed by scientists at the Defense Research and Development Organization," Col. R. Kalia, a defense spokesman in the northeastern state of Assam, told the news service.

"This is definitely going to be an effective nontoxic weapon because its pungent smell can choke terrorists," said R. B. Srivastava, a director at the New Delhi headquarters of the organization.

The viciously hot pepper, named the planet's spiciest chili by Guinness World Records in 2007, is cultivated and consumed in northeastern India as a cure for stomach ailments and as an odd, albeit effective way to beat the brutal heat in summer, according to the report.

The bhut jolokia extract must be diluted more than 1.3 million times before its piquant flavor is undetectable to most people.

Life Sciences director Srivastava, who led a defense research laboratory in Assam, told the AP trials are also being conducted to produce bhut jolokia-based aerosol sprays that women can use to repel attackers, and for police use in mob control.

JOKE:

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was

 recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls 

were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. 

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press 

their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.  Every 

night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day

the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that 

something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom 

and met them there with 

the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were 

causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors

every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the

mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort

was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, 

and cleaned the mirror with it. Priceless!  Since then, there have been no 

lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers....and then there are educators 

RILEY THE SMILING BIRTHDAY DOG

Here's one happy hound - Riley the dog couldn't stop SMILING when he got his first birthday cake.

His owner Maureen Ravelo grabbed a camera when her pooch broke out in a human-like beam upon being presented with the treat.

The pampered pet was celebrating at Maureen's home in San Jose, but it wasn't such a big surprise, according to 22-year-old Maureen, the bichon fries/poodle mix thinks he's a person.

Maureen says: "Riley always makes faces like this, and that's the best part about him. He gives you a new facial expression every time that you forget he's a dog.

"Ever since he came into my family's life, we've always thought he had oddly human-like features, which have been captured on camera on more than one occasion. "He looks like an old man!" My mom always says.

"The most unique part about him is he thinks he's human like us. He loves to sit up on chairs while we're eating dinner in the kitchen and he even sleeps in our beds at night. Sometimes, I wonder if he realises he's really a dog.

"Sometimes he'll be curious and follow you around with a face that says "What are you doing?" or "Can I come with you?" Other times, he'll be lying on the floor half-asleep giving you a snobbish look saying, "Thanks for waking me up" and then continue snoozing.

"My family and I are happy that we get to share Riley's goofy smile with the world. If ever you're having a bad day, remember there's a dog out there smiling over his birthday cake!"

UPDATE: Motorist pushed along at 60mph by big truck relives ordeal

A motorist who was shunted sideways and pushed along a motorway at 60mph when her car was hit by a lorry, has told how she thought she was going to die. Rona Williams' car was trapped under the bumper of the tanker and pushed along the A1(M) near Wetherby, West Yorkshire, until the driver saw her. Mrs Williams, 31, of York, said she called 999 and told an operator: "I'm going to die".

Mrs Williams' Renault Clio was clipped by the lorry and twisted sideways, trapping it under the front bumper. The vet, who works at a practice in Garforth, was not injured in the incident. She said she feared the Arclid Transport HGV would ram her into the crash barrier and kill her so she tried calling for help on her mobile phone.

Mrs Williams said: "I just screamed at the operator 'I'm going to die, I'm going to die - can you do something?' She tried to calm me down but there wasn't really anything she could do at the end of the phone."

In a bid to release her vehicle, she said she pulled on the handbrake and flashed her hazard lights to try to catch the driver's attention, as well as that of other road users, but she said it took the lorry driver nearly a minute to notice her. When he did he was "all over the place", Mrs Williams said, and finally managed to bring both vehicles to a stop on the hard shoulder.

West Yorkshire Police confirmed it had received a 999 call from Mrs Williams and had attended the scene of the crash on 13 January. It added that a call from a witness had also been made. A police spokesperson said an investigation into the incident had been re-opened after it was initially dealt with as a damage only collision.

Wife wins $9 million from husband's mistress

Cynthia Shackelford's story could have been no different than that of any other aggrieved wife: The North Carolina woman, 60, thought her husband Allan was deeply in love with her. Then came his late nights at the office and suspicious charges on his credit card and cell phone bills. And finally, a private investigator confirmed what she had feared: Her husband, she said, was having an affair.

But Shackelford's story has a $9 million twist. Under centuries-old North Carolina case law, Shackelford sued her husband's alleged mistress, Anne Lundquist, for "alienation of affection," charging that the woman broke up her 33-year marriage.

Last week, Shackelford won. A jury awarded her $5 million in compensatory damages and $4 million in punitive damages to be paid by Lundquist.

"She set her sights on him. ... She knew he was married," Shackelford said of Lundquist. "You don't go after married men and break up families."

JOKE: An American tourist in Mexico

An American tourist in Mexico saw a donkey rental place and decided to try it.

"I want to rent a donkey," he said.

The proprietor replied, "We don't call them donkeys here--they're asses. And the only ass I have left is a little weird. You have to scratch him to make him stop."

"No big deal," thinks the American and takes his new ass for a spin. Seeing a hotdog stand, he stopped and ordered a hotdog.

The proprietor replied, "We don't call them hotdogs here--they're wieners." Meanwhile, his donkey started to wander off.

He turned to another tourist and asked, "Would you mind holding my wiener while I scratch my ass?"