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Friday, June 10, 2011

VIDEO: Geese..Amazing Surfers

VIDEO: Car Jump..FAIL and a WIN

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JOKE: JUST THE NECKLACE, DUMMY

An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down the back of her dress. She asked the Englishman to retrieve the jewelry piece for her. He was very embarrassed but wishing to comply with her request he reached cautiously down the back of her gown. "I'm terribly sorry," he said,"but I can't seem to reach it."

"Try further down," she said.

At this point he noticed that he was being watched by everyone in the room which made him feel most uncomfortable and he whispered to the girl, "I feel such a perfect ass."

"Never mind that," she cried! "Just get the necklace."

GOT CAPTION? 6/11 v. 2.0

GOT CAPTION? 6/11

Sex change: The ultimate disguise?

A divorced couple in Stillwater, Oklahoma are behind bars accused of a strange crime. The pair allegedly tried to fake the man's death to escape arrest warrants and so he could start a new life as a woman. The couple are now charged with false reporting of a crime. Investigators say the pair lost custody of their children after their underage daughter caught the ex-husband having sex with a blow up doll. Late last month, the ex-wife Heather Davis told police she dropped off William Davis at his favourite fishing spot in Lake Carl Blackwell. Just hours later, Heather claimed William went missing.

When the alleged lakeside disappearance story quickly unravelled, police say Heather came clean. A day after Heather's arrest, William turned himself in to police. According to court records, she admitted, "William told her he would give up his parental rights to their children and get a sex change if she assisted him in the faked death.""He had some outstanding warrants and there was visitation issues. So the plan was to report him missing so he could get a sex change operation. Then he could return to the family with a different identity," Stillwater police Captain Randy Dickerson said. The couple are being held in Payne County Jail.

Man and his mannequin "wife" deemed not dangerous

Residents of Watertown New York and the southern part of Jefferson County may see a man and his mannequin travelling along Route 11. A man who goes by the name of Ned Nefer, 38, is travelling the 70 miles from Syracuse to Watertown on foot. He is pushing “Teagan” a 6-foot mannequin who Mr. Nefer claims is his wife.

Lisa Spear, principal social welfare examiner for Jefferson County Department of Social Services stopped to talk with him on Wednesday morning. She said she deals with a variety of mental illnesses and people who suffer from them, but has never experienced anyone like Mr. Nefer. “This is definitely one of the very oddest things I’ve ever come across but he seems very happy,” she said.

“I wouldn’t classify him as dangerous at all. He seemed quite happy in his own little world.” Mr. Nefer said he was born in Syracuse and in the 1980’s spent some time at the Children’s Home in Watertown, where he said he met “Teagan” when she was just a head. He said he built a body for the mannequin and the two were married Oct. 31, 1986, in California.

They are travelling to the former Children’s Home on State Street, where the two met, he said. Mr. Nefer said he has not been back to Watertown since 1988. Ms. Spear said she heard he may have been married to a human but that his wife had died. “I’m not sure if this is his way of dealing with the death or that this is some way of coping with PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder),” she said. “But he seemed sincere.”

Man accused of planting spyware on computers to photograph women

A 20-year-old California man was arrested on Wednesday, accused of planting spyware on dozens of computers to secretly photograph women in a state of undress, police said.

Trevor Harwell was taken into custody at his home in Fullerton, where detectives found hundreds of thousands of the pictures on his computer, Fullerton Police Spokesman Sgt. Andrew Goodrich said.

Harwell is accused of installing the program, which gave him remote access to the user's computer and webcam, while working as a technician for a local computer repair company, Goodrich said.

"Once he had access, he would take photographs of the users, usually women. Often, the female victims were undressed or changing clothes," Goodrich said.

Harwell then allegedly stored the photos on a remote server and eventually downloaded them to his own computer.

Police say they began investigating Harwell after a Fullerton resident contacted authorities over a suspicious message on his daughter's computer.

The message mimicked a system error advising her of a problem with an "internal sensor" and advised: "If unsure what to do, try putting your laptop near hot steam for several minutes to clean the sensor."

Goodrich said many users who got a similar message took their laptops into the bathroom while they showered, where Harwell allegedly photographed them undressing or naked.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110609/od_nm/us_crime_spycam