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Saturday, November 5, 2011

JOKE: The Fruits of Love

A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.  The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.

"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".

The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!"

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VIDEO: The Panda Rabbit

The Panda Rabbit is a short film written, directed and animated by Randy D. Rosario. It is a mixture of live action, puppetry, animation and stop motion.

The Panda Rabbit is hybrid animal who is not liked by the normal pandas because he is different. All he wants is someone he can talk to and the only friend he has is his television, but over time it possesses him. He realizes that his TV is not his friend but his biggest enemy and after turning it off completely he is left with boredom and stands outside his window. The Panda Rabbit is soon greeted with a surprise that can change his life.

VIDEO: Exquisite Timelapse in Arizona and Utah in HD

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VIDEO: Where's Waldo? In Jail for Grabbing a Man By the Genitals and Kicking Him

DENVER - All she wanted to do was leave the bar with her booze, but it didn't go over so well and now a woman is in a lot more trouble than she bargained for.

On Oct. 15, Lori Waldo was drinking at a bar in the 4800 block of Bannock Street when police say she grabbed the bartender by his genitals and kicked him several times in the groin.

Waldo was upset because the bartender didn't let her leave the bar with her drink.

She's been charged with unlawful sexual contact and third-degree assault.

Russia holds suspect over theft of women's skeletons

Police investigating Russian grave robberies are holding a man after the remains of at least 20 women were found in his flat, Russian media report.

Mummified remains of 27 women were found in the flat in Nizhny Novgorod, a police source told government newspaper Rossiyskaya Gazeta.

The suspect, 45, is a local historian, Russian news agencies say.

He is believed to have dug up the remains of young women at various cemeteries and put dresses on them.

An official statement on the case is not expected until after Friday, a public holiday in Russia.

The remains are believed to have been stolen from local graves in Nizhny Novgorod, a city on the Volga.

The suspect may be charged with desecrating human remains, according to Rossiyskaya Gazeta.

He apparently specialised in exploring cemeteries and was planning to publish a guide book, it adds.

Differing figures for the number of sets of remains found in the flat were given by Russian media, from "more than 20" to 27, as reported by Rossiyskaya Gazeta.