VIDEO: Sydney Australia's Incredible New Year's Fireworks Display

VIDEO: A man decided to have a facelift

A man decided to have a facelift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35."

"Actually, I'm 47," says the man, feeling really happy. He goes into a McDonald's for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

"Oh, you look about 29."

"Actually, I'm 47." Now he feels really good. Standing at the bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I'm 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, we had a sure way of telling a man's age. If you'll let me put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for a few minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." Since no one was around, the man thought, "what the hell?" and allowed her to have her way.

The old lady smiled and in a few minutes said, "You're 47."

The man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you do that?"

The old lady smiled. "I was in line behind you at McDonald's!"

VIDEO: Chimp Is Confused By Magic

This video of Japanese television was posted online in 2009, but only now became a viral sensation with over 100,00 views in just a matter of days. A Japanese magician performs some classic magic tricks for a chimpanzee, and totally wreaks all the monkey’s preconceived notions about reality. The chimp is truly blown away by the simple tricks, while the audience just laughs at his confusion. 

 

VIDEO: The BEST Supercar Event ... EVER

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VIDEO: Dad Makes Emotional Silent Video Trying To Find His Lost Daughter..Have You Seen Haley?

With the power of the Internet people are more connected than ever in world history. One great benefit is being able to reach millions for a good cause. This heart broken father is trying to find his daughter who ran away, so he created this emotional note card video asking YouTube for help. He struck a cord with Internet users who helped his video go viral which has already been seen more than 300,00 times in just two days.

VIDEO: Milwaukee Zoo Orangutans Use iPads

The Milwaukee County Zoo conducted an experiment where they introduced iPads to some of the great apes they have with them. The orangutans really reacted positively, enjoying the finger painting and music apps. Unsurprisingly, the great apes enjoy the iPad in very similar ways people do.

JOKE: Pulled Over for Speeding

Not until he saw the flashing red lights behind him did the proud owner of the new Mercedes realize he was doing 80. "I bet this car can outrun him!" he thought and opened her up. The needle hit 90, 100, 120, but the lights stayed right with him. Chickening out, he finally slowed and pulled over to a stop. The cop walked up, checked his license and the new Mercedes, before saying, "Look, it's been a long day and I don't feel like more paperwork. So... if you can think up an excuse that I've never heard before, I'll let you go!"

The driver thought only a moment. "Last week my wife ran off with a cop and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

The cop grinned and said, "On your way, buddy!"

VIDEO: Fisherman Catches Electric Eel..Alligator Bites Eel and Dies

A fisherman catches an electric eel, as he is pulling it in an alligator decided he wanted a piece of the action and got himself a bit more then a bite.

VIDEO: Zooey Deschanel And Joseph Gordon-Levitt Cover What Are You Doing New Years Eve

VIDEO: Nerd Hacks Atari To Make Epic Atari Guitar

cTrix took an old Atari 2600 with its very limited music sound board, and after creating software to convert the data into music that he could work with, created the guitar Atari or, gAtari. The hacked monstrosity is worn like a normal guitar, and when performed on stage gives you an idea where the Dubstep music craze originated.