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Tuesday, February 14, 2012
JOKE: A man is waiting for his wife to give birth
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooosh! Plop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink!"
The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay . Swoooosh! Plip! Plop! Two arms pop out.
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!"
The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, "He should've quit while he was a head!"
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Monday, February 13, 2012
World's Smartest Animal? Smarter than You? Meet University Educated Chimp Ayumu
Ayumu the chimp can remember the location and order of a set of numbers in less time than it takes the average human to blink. Ayumu can solve the puzzle in 60 milliseconds.
The 11-year-old chimp genius was born at the Kyoto University’s Primate Research Institute where he studied as part of the Ai Project, which aims to better understand the chimpanzee mind.
He made headlines in 2007 when he out-performed college students in intelligence tests. You can try to beat him yourself in a game called ‘Are you smarter than a chimp?’.
Ayumu stars in the first episode of the new BBC series Super Smart Animals.
OMG: Woman tweets her way across Antarctica, solo
Felicity Aston is an English freelance travel writer who recently became the first woman to ski across Antarctica by herself. The 33-year-old was a part of the first all-female team to complete a nearly 600-kilometre race across the Canadian Arctic, and two years ago she was a part of a team of six-woman team that crossed the Antarctic.
This time she posted about her expedition day-by-day on Twitter and also did phonecasts, offering people small glimpses of what it’s like to cross the Antarctic alone – from coping with solitude to coping with the environment, where a mistake such as losing a glove can be disastrous. The following are a selection of tweets from her journey, from the time she started off from the Ross Ice Shelf on November 25 to her arrival at Hercules Inlet on the Ronne Ice Shelf, 1744 kilometres and 59 days later.
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
We have arrived at the Ross Ice Shelf and the start point of my expedition.
24 Nov 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
with the first step of my journey i start the long road home...
25 Nov 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
Tough, windy, uphill day cut short by a frightening storm. Took me 2.5 hours to put up my tent.
28 Nov 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
Tried to do some laundry in the tent this evening. Didn't go well. I now have frozen knickers.
3 Dec 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
The twists in my route to avoid potential crevasse areas have added 45nm to my journey -that's 3 extra days skiing
4 Dec 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
I was hoping the weather might improve so that I could at least do half a day - no chance. I'm now 5 days behind.
5 Dec 11
@felicity_aston
!!!Felicity has arrived at the South Pole!!! Many congratulations for completing the 1st leg of solo Antarctic traverse—
(@felicity_aston) December 20, 2011
20 Dec 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
Happy Christmas from Antarctica! I think I win the contest for 'whitest christmas' hands down!
25 Dec 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
Now that I am heading north, I ski toward the sun all day - which is lovely but I do miss the company of my shadow
27 Dec 11
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
Completely silent morning, which means no wind, and the sun is warming the tent - it's going to be a good day.
5 Jan 12
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
The nail on my second toe from the right has fallen off for no reason I can see except weak will.
9 Jan 12
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
Stomping through fresh snow has aggravated my grumbling knees. I keep pleading with them to hold it together for just one more week...
17 Jan 12
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
After 1744km and 59 days I arrived at Hercules Inlet on the Ronne Ice Shelf and completed my crossing of Antarctica.
22 Jan 12
felicity_aston@felicity_aston
My non-expedition clothes are revealing just how much I've changed - feels like I've found someone twice my size and stolen their jeans
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