Monday, February 27, 2012
VIDEO: Terrifying Highway Collision With Semi Truck
The icy roads of Russia are a popular place for terrifying and horrible car accidents. In the Petushki district on highway M-7, a Nissan SUV lost control and bumped into a small truck next to it. That caused the Nissan to speed directly into the opposite lane of traffic where it was literally crushed by a speeding semi truck. The entire scene was caught on dash camera.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
JOKE: John and Mary are Getting Married
John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they never had sex. "We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.
So he waits.
They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says "I have some bad news. I have my period, and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"
John says, "You're kidding!"
Mary says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."
Mary goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she notices Johnny wide awake staring at the ceiling.
"There's no use John," she said, "You might as well go to sleep."
"I would, except my dick's so hard there's not enough skin left to close my eyes!"
Saturday, February 25, 2012
JOKE: Father Guido meets the Virgin Mother
Father Guido was a devout and pure man. When he finally appeared at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him, "Hello, Father Guido. We've been expecting you. Welcome to Heaven! Because you were such a holy man, I'll grant you a wish."
Guido immediately replied, "Well, I have always wanted to meet the Virgin Mother."
Saint Peter took him to Virgin Mary, where Father Guido said, "Mother, I have always been a great admirer of yours. I have studied everything I could about you. I followed your life as best I could. Yet I've always wondered: every painting of you shows you with a slightly sad look. What was it that made you sad?"
She replied, "Honestly? I was hoping for a girl."
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