Sunday, April 29, 2012

JOKE: THE TRUCKER AND THE HITCHHIKER

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A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker wearing really short shorts. "Say, What's your name, mister" she asked, after she climbed up in the truck."

"It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"

"Me, I'm June, June Hansen," she said.

After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"

"I was just thinking about the possibility of having eight inches of Snow in June?"

VIDEO: Newborn fawn found on welcome mat

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James Chang looked out the window of his parent's Pacific Grove, California home on Tuesday morning and saw there was a tiny fawn at the front door. The white-spotted fawn had just been born and was sitting on a welcome mat.

"I freaked out, because I thought it was hurt and needed help," Chang said. "So I called 911." The 911 dispatcher told Chang that the newborn fawn was likely resting after going through a tiring ordeal, and probably just needed a good nap.

Sure enough, the fawn peacefully slept on the mat while its mother grazed on a lawn next door. Chang, 57, was not the only one amazed by the dainty baby animal. A curious orange cat also stared from afar and did not bother the newborn.

The fawn eventually woke up and practiced walking by taking its first wobbly steps around Chang's garden. After about an hour, the mother doe retrieved her youngster and the two strolled off.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

JOKE: The Good Wife

My wife and I were quietly enjoying our morning coffee when I announced, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff."

"What? Why?"

"Because a woman as fine as you is bound to remarry and I don't want some a$$hole using my stuff."

She didn't even look up from her paper as she said, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$hole?"

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GETTING TO KNOW THE BOSS


"Would you like to hear my sexual philosophy," the boss asked the new coder?

"Why yes sir, I think that would be interesting," she responded.

"It's really quite simple," he said. "Get it Up, Get in In, Get it Off, and Get it Home."

"Hmmmmmmm," she mused. "Sounds like the Four-Get-It system to me!"

VIDEO: Parenting win..Family Sings Bohemian Rhapsody On The Way To School Everyday

"It has become a morning habit to sing Bohemian Rhapsody on the way to school in the morning. Depending on traffic, we can usually start the song as we pull out of the driveway, and pull into the school just as the song ends."

VIDEO: Track 'N Go Turns Your 4x4 Into a Snowmobile

VIDEO: Nova Science: How smart are dogs?

Watch How Smart Are Dogs? on PBS. See more from NOVA scienceNOW.

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