Tuesday, May 1, 2012

JOKE: For a Kiss

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old woman standing beside her. "Grandma will pay the bill," she smiled

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'Fuku' restaurant denied trademark because of 'immoral' name

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A West Palm Beach restaurant set to open in just a few weeks is already gaining a lot of attention all because of its name.

It's called fuku.

The owners say it's a Japanese word with a wholesome meaning.
But as people passed the restaurant on Clematis Street, some did a double take.

"Everybody that I know who sees the name assumes it's f-you," said J.C. Reyz.
Fuku really means good fortune, wealth and prosperity.

Owner Paul Ardaji said he came up with the name while on a trip to Memphis with his business partner.
"We were walking down the street and I said fuku he looked at me strange but he got where I was going," said Ardaji.

With that, they named their business and sent a letter to the state to trademark the name. But they were soon turned down.

"I believe they're culturally unaware of what the word means," their attorney James D'Loughy said. "I think there is some puritanical viewpoint based on the letter we received."

In a letter to the owners' attorney, the Florida Department of State Divisions of Corporations denied the trademark request because, "The mark consists of, compromises or includes immoral, deceptive or scandalous matter."

"The state looks at things from a very narrow scope. I think they'll realize it's not our intention to be scandalous or deceptive," said Ardaji.

People walking by the sign say while the name is controversial, it is promotable.

"They probably just want to get shock value," said Reyz.
D'Loughy said if the restaurant opens without the trademark, it's vulnerable to the name being used by other businesses.
"They would have to challenge that and that could cost the business a lot of money."



Sunday, April 29, 2012

JOKE: THE TRUCKER AND THE HITCHHIKER

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A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker wearing really short shorts. "Say, What's your name, mister" she asked, after she climbed up in the truck."

"It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"

"Me, I'm June, June Hansen," she said.

After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"

"I was just thinking about the possibility of having eight inches of Snow in June?"

VIDEO: Newborn fawn found on welcome mat

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James Chang looked out the window of his parent's Pacific Grove, California home on Tuesday morning and saw there was a tiny fawn at the front door. The white-spotted fawn had just been born and was sitting on a welcome mat.

"I freaked out, because I thought it was hurt and needed help," Chang said. "So I called 911." The 911 dispatcher told Chang that the newborn fawn was likely resting after going through a tiring ordeal, and probably just needed a good nap.

Sure enough, the fawn peacefully slept on the mat while its mother grazed on a lawn next door. Chang, 57, was not the only one amazed by the dainty baby animal. A curious orange cat also stared from afar and did not bother the newborn.

The fawn eventually woke up and practiced walking by taking its first wobbly steps around Chang's garden. After about an hour, the mother doe retrieved her youngster and the two strolled off.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

JOKE: The Good Wife

My wife and I were quietly enjoying our morning coffee when I announced, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff."

"What? Why?"

"Because a woman as fine as you is bound to remarry and I don't want some a$$hole using my stuff."

She didn't even look up from her paper as she said, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$hole?"

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GETTING TO KNOW THE BOSS


"Would you like to hear my sexual philosophy," the boss asked the new coder?

"Why yes sir, I think that would be interesting," she responded.

"It's really quite simple," he said. "Get it Up, Get in In, Get it Off, and Get it Home."

"Hmmmmmmm," she mused. "Sounds like the Four-Get-It system to me!"

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