I like to post videos,crazy news items and jokes..if I make you laugh,I am rewarded in knowing that I made your day better...
Friday, June 29, 2012
JOKE: QUICK THINKING
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahingesheissen." (Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.)
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amishman says: "Use two hands, You'll get more."
Thursday, June 28, 2012
JOKE: WOODEN LEG INSURANCE
A man and his wife, moved back home to Kentucky, from Indiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana it cost them $2000 per year!
When they arrived in Kentucky, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. The agent looked it upon the computer and said: "$39." The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Kentucky to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Indiana!
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said,"Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it is $39. You just have to know how to describe it!"
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