Monday, August 6, 2012
JOKE: BOBBY'S LITTLE SISTER
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... salty!"
Mom fainted.
Sunday, August 5, 2012
JOKE: Mother's Day dinner
A family was out for Mother's Day dinner. The mother was unusually quiet. Her husband asked, "What's wrong?'
She hesitated and then said, "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you: I've cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for fifteen years and on Mother's Day I don't get so much as a 'Thank you.' "
"Why should I?" he said, "not once in 15 years have I received a Father's Day gift."
She replied, "Yeah, but I'm their real mother!"
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