As the Pope lay dying, he is visited by an Angel who tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life. The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met:
"First, she must be blind so that she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!"
"Second, she must be mute so that she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!"
"Third, she must be deaf so that she can't hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing upon her."
The Angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God.
Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing."
"What is it?" asks the Angel.
The Pope whispers..."Big tits"
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