The animal kingdom decided to hold its own Super Bowl, with the big animals against the little animals. As expected, by halftime the big animals were crushing the little animals, so the smalls' coach made a passionate speech to rally them.
At the start of the second half, when the big animals got the ball, the elephant was stopped for no gain. On the second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. And on third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss. Coach was ecstatic!
The team huddled around him as he asked, "Who stopped the elephant?" "I did," said the centipede. "Who stopped the rhino?" "That was me, too," said the centipede. "And who hit that hippo for a loss?" "Me, coach!" said the centipede. "So where were you the first half?" asked the coach. The centipede replied, "Getting my ankles taped!"
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