JOKE: A guy walks into a bar down in Tennessee

A guy walks into a bar down in Tennessee and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
Bartender says, "You ain't from round here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Ohio."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Ohio?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist. "
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in
tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay, boys.
He's one of us."