JOKE: CHINESE LAUNDRY PROBLEMS

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done

at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and

put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled

clothes:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

When she got the clean laundry back she was still

dissatisfied with the results, so the following week

she enclosed another note:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her

clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from

HIM:

"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!"