A Doctor recently had an old patient in for his annual checkup.
"How are you feeling today," the Doctor asked?
The old man replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath. Doctor, I'm scarred!"
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, says "Mr. Olderthantime, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"
The old man's response was: "Well, three times last night, and twice again this morning!"
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