JOKE: Lady Lansdown was breakfasting at the Savoy

Lady Lansdown was breakfasting at the Savoy, making a big fuss as usual. "Now, young man", she demanded of the waiter, "Make sure my toast is crisp, my egg is soft but not runny, and I will not abide sausage with the mixed grill. One sight of sausage makes the short curly hairs on the back of my head stand on end." "What a coincidence", replied the waiter. "One sight of short curly hairs makes my sausage stand on end."