JOKE: the Ballerina

A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar, raised her right arm revealing her hairy armpit, pointed at everyone in the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent, except for one old drunk at the end of the bar. "Give the ballerina a drink!" he bellowed. The bartender did so and the woman chugged it right down. She immediately turned again to everyone in the bar, pointed at them in turn, revealing that very same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" And again the same old drunk slapped his money down on the bar and bellowed, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender did so, but as he picked up the drunk's money he said, "Listen, pal, it's okay with me if you buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a 'ballerina'?" And the old drunk replied, "Son, you don't get to be my age without knowing that only a ballerina can lift her leg that high!"