JOKE: the Rabbi takes confessions

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit to show him the ropes. So the rabbi and the priest are both in the confessional when a woman entered and said, "Father, forgive me, for I have sinned." The priest asked, "What did you do?" "I committed adultery." "How many times?" "Three times." "Say two Hail Mary's, put $10 in the box, and go and sin no more." A few minutes later a man entered the confessional. He said, "Father, forgive me, for I have sinned." "What did you do?" "I committed adultery." "How many times?" "Three times." "Say two Hail Mary's, put $10 in the box, and go and sin no more." The rabbi says, "I got it" so the priest left. A few minutes later, a woman entered. "Father, forgive me, for I have sinned." The rabbi asked, "What did you do?" "I committed adultery." "How many times?" "Once." "Go do it two more times. We're running a special this week, three for 10 dollars."