JOKE: The Taxi

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.


He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing.


You're just like Frank. 




Passenger: 'Who?' 




Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all 


the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things 


happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' 




Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' 




Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could 


have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. 


He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and


you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'




Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special. 




Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. 


He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which 


foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix 


anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks


out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right. 




Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' 




Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid


traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. 


But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat


a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even


if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, 


shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made 


a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' 




Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' 




Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his


f**kin widow.