JOKE: Condoms and Dramamine

A man wanted to take his girl friend on a last-minute two-week cruise, but his travel agent could only get him reservations for a three-day cruise. He badly needed some points, so he booked it anyway and headed to the drugstore to buy Dramamine and condoms. The next day, his travel agent called him and reported that he had found them a one-week cruise. "Great, I'll take it!" he said and returned to the same pharmacy to buy more Dramamine and more condoms. The third day, his travel agent called him yet again, saying that someone had just cancelled their two-week cruise and he could get it for them. The man was elated and, of course, he headed back to the drugstore for even more Dramamine and condoms. The pharmacist looked at him sympathetically. "Look, buddy, I'm not trying to pry, but if it makes you nauseous, why do you keep doing it?"