JOKE: A couple returned from their honeymoon

A couple returned from their honeymoon not talking. The groom's best man pulled him aside and asked what was wrong. "Well," replied the groom, "when we finished making love one night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, without thinking I laid a hundred-dollar bill on the pillow." "Oh, don't worry about that," said his friend. "she'll get over it soon enough. She must realize you had some wild times before you were married." The groom just shook his head. "Yeah, she already has. It's me that's concerned." "You? Why?" "When I got back from the bathroom I found she'd left me a fifty in change!"