JOKE: A guy gets pulled over by a cop

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 Ruger in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm Glock in the glove box. And, I've got a .38 Charter Arms Undercover in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an Colt AR15 and a Mossberg Cruiser 12 gauge. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."