JOKE: Old Man On a Bus

An elderly man boarded a crowded bus but nobody would give him seat.When the bus jerked away,the old mans walking stick slipped and he fell to the floor.As he got to his feet,a boy of about nine or ten sitting nearby said to him."If you put a little rubber thing on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip". The old man replied,"Yes sonny, and if your dad had done the same thing nine years ago, I'd have a bloody seat to-day!"