JOKE: Walter was sittin' and rockin' on the front porch

A few years back, Walter was sittin' and rockin' on the front porch of the county nursing home when he saw a cloud of dust coming up the road. A farmer approached on his tractor, pulling a large wagon. "Good day!" hollered Walter.

"Afternoon," replied the farmer. "Where you headed?"

"Town."

"What've you got in that wagon?"

"Manure."

"Manure, eh? Whatcha gonna do with it?"

"Spread it over my strawberries," said the farmer, matter-of-factly.

"Well," said Walter, "you should come over here for lunch someday. They use whipped cream!"