JOKE: What Was That?

A man and his lover were driving along, arguing about his infidelity to her, when suddenly she produces a knife, reaches over, slices off his penis, and tosses it out the window! In the following car, a man is driving his young daughter home from school, chatting away, when the now-detached member strikes their windshield, sticks for a moment, then slowly slides up and off. "Daddy! What was that?" Knowing full well what it was, but unwilling to talk about anything sexual at her young age, he just replies, "Uh, I think it was a bug, honey." The daughter looks confused for a moment and then says, "For a bug, it sure had a big dick, didn't it, Daddy?"