If These People Were Jewish, This is What Their Mothers Would Say

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I spent on 

braces?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:

"I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard 

it is to get this junk off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"All right, if you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, 

take your hand out of there and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other 

kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss 

your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now 

turn it off and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man,midnight is long 

past your curfew!"

And then these two, who really did have Jewish mothers:

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done something 

about your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:

"That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for the last 

forty years."